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Old 01-14-2009, 07:24 PM   #16
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I'd sell him into slavery, or, barter him into slavery for some coke you and your friends can then turn around and re-barter with to get hookers.
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Old 01-15-2009, 12:27 PM   #17
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What we always do with our poor friends is let them come along and eat our leftovers. This works especially well with Asian food. There's always some rice left and then he can scrape the remaining sauce and scraps off your plate over the rice, and everybody's happy. Works great with pizza, too. A lot of people leave the crust and Gary can munch on that.
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Old 01-15-2009, 12:45 PM   #18
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Old 01-15-2009, 01:44 PM   #19
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He can wait in the car while you guys go and have fun. Then, on the way home, you can tell him about the fun you had. That way he won't feel left out.


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What we always do with our poor friends is let them come along and eat our leftovers. This works especially well with Asian food. There's always some rice left and then he can scrape the remaining sauce and scraps off your plate over the rice, and everybody's happy. Works great with pizza, too. A lot of people leave the crust and Gary can munch on that.



Gary will have a gorgeous time with all the love in the room
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5 stars.

except i'm too lazy to actually add stars.
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Old 01-15-2009, 04:32 PM   #21
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This is obviously a lame episode of Friends.

Which was also lame.
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Old 01-15-2009, 04:33 PM   #22
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This is obviously a lame episode of Friends.

Which was also lame.
You'll never say anything that rings truer than this.

Dalton, thank you for the reminder.

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Old 01-15-2009, 05:06 PM   #23
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Eat wherever the fuck you want. Gary can always go dumpster diving out back. Fine-dining for you, free meal for Gary. Everyone wins.
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You'll never say anything that rings truer than this.

Dalton, thank you for the reminder.

Pesach.
What of us who don't watch Friends? I hope this isn't like second hand smoke, and I've just inadvertently watched an episode.
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What of us who don't watch Friends? I hope this isn't like second hand smoke, and I've just inadvertently watched an episode.
well, i have no idea seeing as though i've never watched 'friends' in my life.

guys, just a quick update on gary. last night spiders severed his corpus callosum and ate through the motor-control centre of the brain, causing gary's body to jerk involuntarily as a scurrying mass of crab spiders emerged from his mouth and crawled down his face. i can also confirm that a number of spiders also discharged from gary's tear ducts.

yeah it might sound bad, but his "situation" is probably the best thing that could have happened to him, for us. one less thing to worry about.
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guys, just a quick update on gary. last night spiders severed his corpus callosum and ate through the motor-control centre of the brain, causing gary's body to jerk involuntarily as a scurrying mass of crab spiders emerged from his mouth and crawled down his face. i can also confirm that a number of spiders also discharged from gary's tear ducts.
Good riddance. Bloody Gary.
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He has his own place. Buy some cans and order a take out. Super night.
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i can also confirm that a number of spiders also discharged from gary's tear ducts.

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Look on the bright side, Caisenema, when you start having to support your out of wedlock child, you'll be in Gary's price range and your other friends won't ever speak to you again!

Gary, if you're reading this, keep a spot on the couch for caisenema! He's gonna be moving in real soon.
I think that's exactly what's going to happen.
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Old 01-19-2009, 11:14 AM   #30
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I'm the black sheep in the crowd, like Gary. Maybe he's just a conservative fellow? I mean, part of the reason why I don't spend a bunch of money on social outings is because I like to save my money and buy something worthwhile.

This is all IMO though. To each their own. I hope you find a way to manage.
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