Cheap, humane ways to kill Dalton?

[Dalton]

I know we have some animal lovers on the board, so I thought you could help me. I have two cats that are constantly on my nerves because they puke or cough hairballs. I'd like to kill them, but I don't want them to suffer (that much) and I don't want to spend much money. What should I do?

Don't tell me to put in a bag and leave it in the freezer. The last time I tried that they ate an entirely good frozen pie.

 

[kafrun]

*covers Sicy's eyes*

 

[RedRocksU2]

Put them in a bag and leave it in the freezer.

..wait, nevermind.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Dalton

 

[RedRocksU2]

Dalton, it was nice knowing you.

*RIP Dalton*

 

[Dalton]

Sadly, sicy will not buy this. She knows how much I spent to save one of their lives.

Seriously though, does anyone know how to get these damn things to stop puking and hacking?

 

[RedRocksU2]

Change the type of food you are giving them?

*If you do die, can I have all your cd's?*

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

why didn't you ask that in the first place?

Have you tried this stuff?

Hartz.com : Hartz® ADVANCED CARE® Hairball Remedy

 

[Dalton]

why didn't you ask that in the first place?

I live to screw with your mind.

 

[Galeongirl]

I have the perfect solution.


Jump off a cliff. It saves the cats and us a lot of shit talking from you.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I will admit to being offened for a minute there until I remembered this was coming from you...

 

[Lila64]

Nice knowing you Dalton

 

[flybabe]

Dalton, it was nice knowing you.

*RIP Dalton*

I second that. So many attention seekers out there...

Um,hairball remedy anyone?

Awsome smiley Lila !

 

[RedRocksU2]

Lila

I live to screw

That's hot.

 

[Lila64]

 

[Dalton]

So, I just checked. The cats are eating Iams Hairball Care dry cat food.

Elfa, you little rogue, I haven't tried the hairball treatment. Is it effective?

 

[BoMac]

Nevermind.

Don't need or want the grief.

 

[flybabe]

yeah

 

[BonoIsMyMuse]

Brush them once in awhile, you lazy bastard

Seriously, brushing will get off all the loose fur, which is what they're ingesting while they wash themselves, which is why they're yacking. Hairball control treats can help, too. Besides the ones mentioned above, I think both Friskies and Whiskas makes them, too.

 

[Dalton]

Brush them once in awhile, you lazy bastard

Seriously, brushing will get off all the loose fur, which is what they're ingesting while they wash themselves, which is why they're yacking. Hairball control treats can help, too. Besides the ones mentioned above, I think both Friskies and Whiskas makes them, too.

They're both short haired cats. I've noticed that they do it a lot more when the weather turns cold. Does that mean anything to anyone?

 

[RedRocksU2]

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Elfa, you little rogue, I haven't tried the hairball treatment. Is it effective?

It works pretty well for mine, I have one longhair who gets a blob of it (it's kind of like molasses in consistency) once every other week. The other two are shorthair so they get a blob once a month or so...

They seem to like it.

 

[RedRocksU2]

 

[Dalton]

Exactly, except my cats puke up a yellow turds that I just stepped on. No shoes. No socks. TGIF

 

[Lila64]

Payback is a bitch! Dalton's cats FTMFW!

 

[kafrun]

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Exactly, except my cats puke up a yellow turds that I just stepped on. No shoes. No socks. TGIF

be thankful it’s just puke, my eldest likes to crap outside the box when he feels like getting attention

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

*waits under a chair for Sicy to arrive*


dude.. you have to brush them and yes it's more common in the colder months. Furminator works great on my cat who is a short hair.

 

[kafrun]

*waits under a chair for Sicy to arrive*

 

[Dalton]

What in the sam hell is a furminator?

And again, Sicy will laugh when she reads that initial post because she knows I spent a shit load of money saving one of their lives a year ago.