Can you hold still for a moment please, sir?

[Kieran McConville]

There. That didn't hurt so much, did it?

No. Indeed not - it hurt a lot. That's how it goes around here, guys.

Hurt.

Everyone I know goes away in the end, and just by the way, you can have it all, my empire of dirt.

Piss. Piss in your mouth.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Happy Birthday, Kieran!

 

[Kieran McConville]

Thank you!

 

[Zoomerang96]

zedbetty, when's your chance?

 

[u2popmofo]

Chance? Zedbetty is too busy workin' for the weekend to worry about that, Slickies. Sometimes I think that we're all workin' for the weekend. Every one of us. Everybody. Everybody's workin' for the weekend. Everybody's goin' off the deep end.

 

[Zoots]

What is this garbage?

Garbage in your mouth, Kieran!

 

[Aidan O'Leary]

There. That didn't hurt so much, did it?

No. Indeed not - it hurt a lot. That's how it goes around here, guys.

Hurt.

Everyone I know goes away in the end, and just by the way, you can have it all, my empire of dirt.

Piss. Piss in your mouth.

There it is. The fabled "empire of dirt." So tempting, from its sound in using "empire," yet so sincere, from its humble use of "dirt."

But is Kieran to be trusted? And that is the key question here.

Allow me to enlighten you...

He is.

I see you were expecting some kind of contradiction.

But really, in all honesty, blood on his hands, guys, blood on his hands. The piss may be in your mouth, but the blood is on his hands.

 

[Zoomerang96]

i too, believe he can be trusted, and like mofo said, everyone's working for the weekends these days, guys.

lots of commas, little sense.

we are the dollars and cents, the towns for rent, the lark and the hen and yeah we're gonna crush you're little skulls, guys.

everybody's happy these days.

 

[Zoomerang96]

everybody's happy nowadays, guys.

 

[Kieran McConville]

I'm definitely happy after seeing that smilie on the inside of my eyelid, guys.

I'm definitely (don't worry be) happy, gang.

Don't be happy, worry.