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Old 03-29-2013, 01:27 PM   #1
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anyone seen deathbear

is he still in poland?
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Old 04-19-2013, 02:40 PM   #2
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i heard he left poland with the retreating wehrmacht in early 1945.
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Old 04-19-2013, 03:11 PM   #3
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I heard he was having a sordid affair with Zoorock Girl.
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Old 04-20-2013, 12:41 AM   #4
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Boomchaa still owes me a dollar.
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Old 04-20-2013, 01:32 AM   #5
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I'm a little unsettled by OP's song of the week being the same after 10 or so years.
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Old 04-20-2013, 02:14 PM   #6
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I think I may have accidentally killed the mailman, postman, etc. Sure I may have gone a bit too far, slicing off his ears and feeding them to him, while he sat boiling in a tub of liquefied hell mixed with his own blood. I was careful not to nick the major arteries as I wanted a slow and painful descent for him. It was important he felt every fillet of his own flesh, every dissection and removal of his non vital organs. Sure he might have just been the innocent postal worker going through the daily slog of delivering the latest re-fi offer from predatory lender XYZ. But how was I to know that he wasn't a malicious prankster posing as a public servant, casing my house with something much more sinister in mind? One can never be too sure of these things. Besides, the junk mail was getting to be unbearable, intolerable. They say the body will continue to tremble long after the person has deceased....I can attest to that.
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Old 04-21-2013, 03:29 PM   #7
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Boomchaa still owes me a dollar.
Bee gee... You never return my calls. Please do.
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Old 11-08-2014, 09:46 PM   #8
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Deathbear's getaway car spotted in the south of somewhere
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Old 11-09-2014, 07:43 AM   #9
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I've seen deathbear.

He lives in a sewer now.

I know because I live there with him. We eats rats and eels. Sometimes we come up to the surface and eat discarded fillet mignon, but mostly we eat rats. And eels. We have lost the art of speech and also writing, two arts, speech and writing and hygiene, three arts... anywah.
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Old 11-09-2014, 11:05 AM   #10
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Deathbear twitter account hijacked by communist sympathizers

Rash of "junk mail" killings has local authorities on edge

'Stand up Comedy' favorite song of the "00's" according to Deathbear
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Old 11-09-2014, 05:37 PM   #11
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"Are you a Communist?" Disgruntled Boss Asks Deathbear after He Turns Up At Work With Black Eye, Posts Cryptic Haikus to Whole Office



worker bees can leave the hive
even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave
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Old 11-10-2014, 10:49 AM   #12
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"I'm just an old war horse" Deathbear tells interviewer over a bottle of blanc and a skinny cigar.

"The drones aren't real but they'll kill you just the same. Low risk, same high drama. Old war horses, we're the only true romantics left..."
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Old 11-10-2014, 07:14 PM   #13
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I've seen Deathbear('s head on the shelf of my local toy store).
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No, I have not seen Deathbear.
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Old 11-10-2014, 08:42 PM   #15
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Local toy store taken over by zombies dressed as clowns
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