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Old 12-06-2014, 08:31 PM   #76
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I call bullshit on that one..no 20 year old virgins left on this planet.
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Plus nobody gets meatball subs from Subway.
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Old 12-06-2014, 08:39 PM   #78
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I've got a meatball sub in my pants

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Old 12-07-2014, 02:13 AM   #79
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I've got a ton of dead bodies in the birdhouse in my soul.
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I've got a meatball sub in my pants

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I call my adult son Boomer because he was conceived in a plane bathroom while in the airspace above the great state of Oklahoma. His mother is not a fan of the nickname, or of me, and refers to him only by his quote-unquote "given" name of Rhett. He wants me to get off the computer now and help him start his car but he's already gonna get fired for being late for work anyway so what's the point? Might as well swing by the local Subway and get himself a taste.
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Old 12-09-2014, 05:52 PM   #81
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I call my son Korrrrl even though that's not his name, and even though he isn't real.
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Old 12-09-2014, 07:02 PM   #82
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The reason i don't fly commercial is basically i don't want to be stuck in a metal tube with people for any length of time. Even if i flew first class, which i surely would, i'd still end up killing someone.

I'm not really bothered by people who join the mile high club, but the a-hole who took a big shit in the tiny toilet and thought it would be cool not to flush, that's another story. Also those dumb fucks who constantly yip and yap and basically wont shut the fuck up while others are trying to sleep. They deserve to die.

Not that driving is that much of an improvement. I had one phone texting bitch tailgate me for several blocks today, nearly running into me, constantly slowing down and then speeding back up. It was hard for me not to follow her to her destination and set her on fire.

Another dumb ass yesterday decided i wasn't going fast enough on the highway apparently, so he passed me on the right in the shoulder, and kicked up rocks and shit all over my new car. I washed it today and luckily there wasn't any damage done. This idiot could have passed me on the left in one of the empty two or three lanes...WTF?

Seriously, this planet is way overpopulated with stupid fucking people. They are everywhere. I really wish some type of apocalypse or rapture or something would happen. SARS, bird-flu, even Ebola, have all failed miserably.
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