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Old 05-17-2014, 10:46 AM   #61
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i dunno. That could have been me.

& i say

HEyyy HeYYYYYY HEYYYYYY YYYY YYYY
HeyyyyyYayyyyyYaYYYYYYYYYY

i say HEY!

WHATS GOING ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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Old 05-17-2014, 08:35 PM   #62
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WHATS GOIN ON screams u2fan2004! in the conversation pit after missing a payment to the hells angels
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Old 05-20-2014, 04:37 PM   #63
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Old 05-20-2014, 07:55 PM   #64
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Old 05-21-2014, 02:46 AM   #65
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Someone in Germany once said Pascha as well.
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Old 08-24-2014, 03:17 PM   #66
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Your heart is on my sleeve, Zoomerang69

Did you put it there with a magic mike marker?

I don't know who got inside of my head again last night (this morning)
One minute we are partying at a lovely old southern colonial mansion. It was remarkable. From the 3rd floor you could see downtown. From the bomb shelter below there were tunnels which led to various hidden grave sites, and other tunnels.

I don't mean to brag but i think we've seen the beast. All of the proper people sitting around chatting about their pleasant lives, nothing out of the ordinary. I kept stuffing drinks into the pockets of the help and putting ice cubes down old people's backs.

My hot air balloon is lit up with random LED lights, so that as i pass over them the good people of the town think a UFO has gone by. Its just me floating home though...

The fog wakes me up inside where the alarms go off. Not the alarms you'd want to go off, unless you really needed them to. I'm pretty sure that place was haunted.
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Old 08-27-2014, 12:58 AM   #67
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I demand Zoomerang96's heart and a big slice of lemon.
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Old 08-27-2014, 12:03 PM   #68
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I get the heart but why a lemon?

the heart should be sour enough
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Old 08-27-2014, 10:38 PM   #69
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Give me the sky with a big slice of lemon

And zoomerang 96's stinking, blackened heart, on a stick for me to parade around the town as a lesson to all who would challenge me.

Kill the pig
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Old 08-28-2014, 08:14 PM   #70
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This isn't even close to all of Zoomerang's 'stories'.
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Old 08-28-2014, 10:25 PM   #71
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No but this is all of them that are 'here'; what do you want? The sky with a big slice of lemon?
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Old 08-29-2014, 07:55 AM   #72
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Is the muss bus still running these days?
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Old 08-29-2014, 09:26 AM   #73
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I'm told that it sure is.
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Old 08-29-2014, 10:42 AM   #74
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Oh Zoomerang

You're a sky
You're a sky full of stars
yes you are
you took my heart
whenever weeeee
are apart


I sent my armies to the pits of hell
for you
we had mushroom cloud dreams together
all of the angel dust falling from the skies

remember the time we were going to blow up the heavens?
that didnt work out so well
but we never stopped trying
we were dreamers
you and me
we kept plotting the end of the world
but you cannot kill what has no soul

massive disappointment
keep it going
maybe the next war
maybe please maybe
we'll have a go at that
just
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Old 12-06-2014, 05:34 PM   #75
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Not sure what the goal of these stories threads are yet but I got one....

Just took a 20 year old's virginity and polished off a 12 inch Subway Meatball sub in the last half hour.

Life is good.

Apparently 800K doesn't buy what it used to but a 5 dollar footlong does.
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