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Old 05-14-2014, 04:55 PM   #46
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Big Grin Bonus time!

Hey gang,

Didn't really know where else to post this, but my boss just told me my quarterly bonus would be a bit better than usual this time round and I'm wondering if you have any great ideas on how I could spend it?

Do I put it towards a new car, or perhaps put it towards my next few vacations... maybe even invest the whole thing in the stock market?? Gosh, so many options but I really want to make sure I do the right thing.

Not to brag, but I give away a lot of loose change to the riff-raff on the street (beggars, homeless, etc) and I feel this is a great example of what "comes around goes around", and I'm finally getting my just desserts for being a pretty generous guy. Just goes to show that even if you give a dollar here, you might get more than a few dollars ... THERE. ha, cause in this case, trust me, it's a LOT more than a few dollars.

Anyway, I'm sure I'm not alone here. What did you guys all do with your quarterly bonuses? Looking forward to hearing your stories and suggestions.
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Old 05-14-2014, 04:57 PM   #47
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Old 05-14-2014, 07:18 PM   #49
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Here's a suggestion: take all of the money in that bonus and set it on fire in a parking lot.
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Old 05-14-2014, 07:27 PM   #50
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Old 05-14-2014, 07:41 PM   #51
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I would spend it on peanut butter & crackers, natural peanut butter, that is. Its a great snack and you just cant get enough of it. Im not sure what the street name of it is...but im sure it really keeps you going.

Speaking of street, has Mike Hunt joined this forum yet? Heard she's looking for some peanut butter & crackers, along with a few good men, and a few bags of meth. Who isn't though?

These days days days... run away.... like horses over the hill. If only the horses would stop running, they could fill the sky with hay and the rivers with glue.

Nobody remembers your name until you give up your shoes. And the chickens had a problem because their eggs were rolling down the street street street. They was rolling to the beat until they were snatched up by the goblins hiding in the ditch.

The goblins begged for mercy after looking underneath the horse. "My what a big stallion you are" said one goblin. The other goblins ate the baby chickens and used the broken egg shells as poker chips.

If you have ever seen a goblin play poker, then you have probably seen a horse with a giant penis on its head. Some might call that a unicorn, others refer to it as indian chief. Others stare at the sky and wonder whats missing. The possibilities are endless.
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Old 05-15-2014, 02:51 PM   #53
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good thing this these posts got merged... lemonade stand suddenly had 5 new posts in a day. better keep it contained.
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Old 05-15-2014, 04:46 PM   #54
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Lemonade Stand is the Detroit of internet message boards.

& im Slim Shady

Oh deathbear, lets create our very own Fight Club

You can be Brad Pitt / Edward Norton

Kieran can be Jack's Smirking Revenge.

& i will be the bullet from the gun and the blood on the walls

Discuss. Or yeah...we cant do that according to the first rule.
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Bitcoin is gonna crash.

...which would mean Zoomerang96 would blow his entire bonus and possibly his assets as well... so...

YEah! Invest in bitcoin! COME ON!!!!
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