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Old 05-09-2014, 11:00 AM   #31
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the Ronald McDonald character was classic.

You remember the Gestapo, right? They are still at my house. Some of them out in the back, some in the freezer in the basement.

I pretend(ed) to be the Queen of England once on an airplane. By the time we landed i was Nancy Reagan. The funny thing is ive never even been on an airplane. I don't think anyway....? Yet i know so much about them.

I do still go to the airport terminal once a month for a good TSA "freebie"
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Old 05-09-2014, 08:34 PM   #32
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The Gestapo are like cured sausages, that shit never gets old.
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Old 05-10-2014, 01:24 AM   #33
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I'm still laughing at 120k not being a great job. The median income in the US is 44 thousand dollars a year.
Actually Zoomerang96 informed me privately that he was deliberately downplaying it so as to not alienate more, ah, median commenters. He actually makes over 800k a year. Working from home, I might add.
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Old 05-10-2014, 05:53 AM   #34
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Shit, is Zoomerang one of those people who post spammy links in the internet comments sections for a living? I knew I should have gotten in on that.
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Old 05-10-2014, 07:12 AM   #35
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He once advised me to 'do the ronald', whatever that means.
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Old 05-10-2014, 09:15 AM   #36
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Doing the Ronald is a solid career move. Ive seen that posted in millions of comments. I once had a telephone call where someone asked me to flash mob the ronald with them. I traced the phone call to a tiny village in India. I sent them a severed, frozen penis of the gestapo, to which they worship to this very day. Do the Ronald, it never gets old and you can have enormous wealth like Zoomerang69.
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Old 05-10-2014, 06:59 PM   #37
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do the fucking ronald, guys.
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Old 05-10-2014, 08:18 PM   #38
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Mrs G, you were cracking me up in the library today. Well done, sir.
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Old 05-11-2014, 04:12 PM   #39
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That wasn't me, i was no where near a library yesterday






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Ronald McDonald is also having problems with his housing costs.
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Since when is Brad Pitt a soccer player?
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Old 05-14-2014, 03:48 PM   #43
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I don't. I just lurk until I see you or U2SavesTheWorld.
oohhh baby i love your wayyyyy
i wanna be with you night and day

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i'm not wearing a shirt right now, guys.

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