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Old 11-25-2013, 11:23 PM   #16
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Cujo wrote a letter to Elvis once. I'm not sure if Elvis knew it was from him, as it was written in couplets and signed Paul mcguinnes.
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Old 11-26-2013, 01:49 AM   #17
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Cujo wrote his request to get off jury duty in some kind of poetic meter too. They excused him on grounds of insanity.
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Old 11-26-2013, 01:04 PM   #18
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I can't decide whether to wear my brown shirt or black shirt today, Kieran. Do you have any suggestions?
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Old 11-26-2013, 01:31 PM   #19
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I know you asked Kieran, but if you'll allow me to make a suggesti-- (faints from blood loss)
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Old 11-26-2013, 05:22 PM   #20
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I changed my name to Lindsay Lohan and I no longer have to worry about jury duty
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Old 11-26-2013, 07:42 PM   #21
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I can't decide whether to wear my brown shirt or black shirt today, Kieran. Do you have any suggestions?
Why do you always wear such glum colours!

Let's put a smile on that dial!
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Old 11-29-2013, 12:49 PM   #22
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it's a matter of which organisation i wish to represent, kieran.

~uncle neudorf.

oh shit. wrong account. #casuallaughs #messageboardhumour
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Old 11-29-2013, 05:35 PM   #23
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Zoomerang96 Arrested For Attempting To Revive British Union of Fascists: Source
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Old 11-30-2013, 12:37 PM   #24
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I was on the shitter earlier when it occurred to me I probably shouldn't stir the pot.

I don't really know what that even means

But I got an urgent message from cow of the seas, asking me to please not flush.
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Old 12-02-2013, 02:48 AM   #25
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I think he sold it or something.
So who owns this place?
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Old 12-02-2013, 07:22 AM   #26
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I do. I didn't want to mention it but what the hey... I bought it from Elvis in 2009 after some very amicable discussions.

I own your asses, guys.
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Old 12-02-2013, 07:28 PM   #27
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Oh Kieran, Czar of Interland, why haven't you responded to my private death threats?

Better yet, why haven't you succumbed to the deadly plagues cast down upon William Randolph Hearst-ville?

I send you grand chariots of flaming Zoomerang-pooh-pooh....toxic enough to wipe out an entire continent. And the thousands of airstrikes and drone wars all around you....millions have perished. And yet you remain supreme.
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Old 12-02-2013, 11:30 PM   #28
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Please stop sending people to kill me. I've caught five of your guys now, one with ricin and another with a shotgun. If you don't stop sending people to kill me, I'll send a guy to Moscow and I won't need to send a second.
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Old 12-03-2013, 05:57 PM   #29
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Obviously the guy with the shotgun got off easy, the other with the ricin, not so much. Go ahead and kill them all, they are expendable. Im sure you are waterboarding the remaining three but I promise you they will never reveal the location of my secret base. Also I haven't been to Moscow in 60 years....
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I wish you all would just admit you're as high as fuck right now so I have an excuse to do the same.
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