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Old 03-14-2009, 11:38 PM   #31
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AJ, will you please place it on my lower lip?

lol....Yes, I will affix the cigarette to your lower lip shortly. Care for two? How about seven? *retrieves tape
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Old 03-14-2009, 11:38 PM   #32
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Say, how tall are you old chap?
Uh, rathuh tall.
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Old 03-14-2009, 11:39 PM   #33
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Um, AJ, that is not what I wanted, I want a damn sparkler affixed to my lip.
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Old 03-14-2009, 11:40 PM   #34
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That is awesome.
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Old 03-14-2009, 11:43 PM   #35
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Miss VD i thought you wanted...a beer? There's some in the fridge

Alun, 6'4" and full of muscles?
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Indeed. A beer would be lovely to have on my lip too.

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Old 03-14-2009, 11:47 PM   #37
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you mean like a long neck?
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Old 03-15-2009, 06:12 AM   #39
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errrm...

have any of you got loads of choccie?
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Old 03-27-2009, 11:58 PM   #41
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who's gonna trim my wild bush?

There's a hole in the ground where someday my soul can be found. And all around there will be flowers growing up from the dirt, birds singing, trees swaying in the wind, and dogs crapping because they can.

I trimmed the bushes around the house last fall in hopes they would grow back better in the spring. Hello spring, today they are forecasting snow, 6" to be exact. What is really going on here? I came home from work today to unusual carnage, no-nobody died (yet) or anything like that, i just came home to find out that my furnace wasn't working. It's supposed to get very cold tonight so i will wear my sunday best bulletproof vest.

I don't know what the future holds but chances are good i will wake up in church drunk again. Do not disturb. They tried to tame me, looks like they'll try again!

We ran through the streets last night with firecrackers and shotguns looking for the crusades. Maybe it was revolution in a trash can or maybe we took the mountain into rivers of our veins. Get the balance right, because we signed the treaty our blood as ink and hell as our witness.

You can sure stop the bleeding but we just can't find the itch.

I'll see you on sunday, alone again with my army and cream of some young conflict.

You know me as a believer and i give it all up to him. But make no mistake here im a sinner first. Always have been...
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Old 03-28-2009, 12:24 AM   #42
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I am going to :merge: all these 'stories' to one thread. Seriously.
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Old 03-28-2009, 12:26 AM   #43
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shouldn't you be out dancing?
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Old 03-28-2009, 12:30 AM   #44
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lmao I was looking at all of your possible threads that I can merge, and I found this gem

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awww, that one is

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we make the best threads for you SICY

btw i went outside and it is snowing~!

and its cold in my house
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