All of Kieran McConville's 'stories' HERE

[Mrs. Garrison]

did someone say tossed salad?

 

[Zoots]

In what possible, conceivable, insane way could my latest thread be construed as a 'story' about 'U2'? In what way, guys?

And if not, what is it doing in my 'U2 stories' thread, which, one would have thought, is for various news articles pertaining to the band U2, and not to me and what I did on a train?

Dude, I suggest you start making your threads in EYKIW... since they're gonna be merged with U2 threads anyway. Don't you want to leave your mark on every forum? In fact......... you should pick a different forum everyday! Yes that's it.. I've got it!

 

[Kieran McConville]

Zoots, don't call me dude.

 

[mad1]

can I call you dude?

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

the question is, when your demons finally do reappear, what do you do? Do you run from them? Or do you stand up and fight....do they listen to your cries? Or do you take them out for dinner.

what do you do?

over and over again.

 

[Kieran McConville]

bugs

 

[phillyfan26]

Kieran, have you ever rolled on Shabbos?

 

[Kieran McConville]

post pictures of you adoring my pet whippet!

Do it, right now!

This is, my theoretical pet whippet, as I don't in fact keep pets! But I would if I could and if the laws of nature respected this arrangement! That is to say, the whippet would be in my keeping if this were so!

SO post PICTURES OF YOU adoring my WHIPPET NOW!!! GUYS!!!

 

[Kieran McConville]

whippets are wonderful racing dogs, and also can outrun a rage flu sufferer, I'm sure you'll agree a useful advantage in these dangerous times.

Can YOU outrun a rage flu sufferer, guys? I can't, and I'm pretty sure Zoomerang96 didn't.

 

[Angela Harlem]

is rage on the abc?


on a serious note, if i had a whippet, i'd name it devo. just to count how many people would roll their eyes at me.

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Oooooooh, Give you up)
(Oooooooh, Give you UP)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

 

[Kieran McConville]

guys, I need you to post pictures of stuff. Really, I don't particularly care what of, just as long as it is something.

Also, what are you eating right now.

 

[RedRocksU2]

just because it's still on my copy...

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

 

[Zoomerang96]

guys, I need you to post pictures of stuff. Really, I don't particularly care what of, just as long as it is something.

Also, what are you eating right now.

 

[financeguy]

Larry Mullen criticizes 'tokenism' within U2.

McGuinness issues fatwa against Irish government, hippies, the Virgin Prunes.

Principle Management drops controversial racial purity test.

Bono cancels planned meeting with BNP leader.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Larry Mullen Fingered In Bank Of England Extortion Probe

 

[phillyfan26]

Exclusive: Paul McGuinness Hates Babies, Elderly, People in Mid-Life Crisis, Denis Leary

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

Dennis Leary? I love Rescue Me, McGuinness is crazy, and ive met him so i can actually say that. We frequent the same country club.

 

[Zoomerang96]

U2 slated to perform at BNP fundraiser

Principle Management launch audacious bid to purchase BNP

Rage victims to be shot "preemptively" at U2's summer shows: McGuiness

U2 to only play songs from ATYCLB and HTDAAB for upcoming tour: sources

Balls McCone mankissing deathbear fries

 

[Kieran McConville]

Matches

Guys, don't you think its time we had a thead (sic) about matches?

I like matches and I think we have all used them to light something at some point in our lives. I think that is a point on which all of us here (even the boss) can agee (sic).

So let's make this a super thread to talk, and post pictures of, things involving matches.

What have you used matched to set fire to, guys?

 

[Kieran McConville]

for the benefit of our moderating team here, guys, I can confirm that this is not a story, and nor does it relate to the rock grop (sic), U2.

 

[RedRocksU2]

oh wait, that a different match....

 

[cobl04]

^ What is the name of that show Carlos? It looks similar to our Blankety Blanks...

I can do the Old Man Woody trick with matches, anyone else heard of it?

 

[bono_212]

Match Game, Danny.

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

GUYS, Jerry called and he wants his kids back (U2)

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Guys, don't you think its time we had a thead (sic) about matches?

I like matches and I think we have all used them to light something at some point in our lives. I think that is a point on which all of us here (even the boss) can agee (sic).

So let's make this a super thread to talk, and post pictures of, things involving matches.

What have you used matched to set fire to, guys?

I've used matches to set fire to my hopes and dreams.

And to light Marlboros.

 

[impy13]

I can do the Old Man Woody trick

So can I, but now I'm not allowed within 200 feet of schools and parks.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Guys, let's keep this on topic ok, or I'll have to merge it with 2002's 'All Your Bank Account Numbers go here'.

Let's keep this on topic by posting pictures of stuff.

 

[Mrs. Garrison]