All of Kieran McConville's 'stories' HERE

[Zoots]

blast from the past?

 

[JessicaAnn]

Yes... a blast from the past.

It's good to be back home in the blue crack den.

 

[Zoomerang96]

Ja!

 

[JessicaAnn]

Zoomerang96!

How are things in Canadia? Or are you romping around Europe?

 

[Zoots]

New "Bonorail" public transportation system inaugurated in Johannesburg today, as a means of easing the taxi menace. Some say it is a (not so) subtle hint to the world famous rock star into bringing his band to play in South Africa. Others say it is *expletive* dumb!

 

[Kieran McConville]

Don't be silly Zoots, Bono would never play Sun City.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Yeah, of all the charity collaborations along the lines of We are the World and Do They Know it's Christmas, Sun City may have been the worst.

You know the song is gonna be bad when it starts with:

We're rockers and rappers united and strong
We're here to talk about South Africa we don't like what's going on

 

[Kieran McConville]

lolz.

I'd suggest you go and wish Entropygril21 a happy birthday JA, but that thread is locked now, and besides, she never existed.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Even though she never existed, I still wish her a very happy belated birthday.

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

YouTube - South Park Hitler

 

[JessicaAnn]

YouTube - Chef what's a prostitute

 

[Kieran McConville]

Guys, let's keep the south park videos for the south park thread, this thread is for all of 'kieran mcconville's 'u2' 'related' 'stories' mkay?

For example:

Clayton Storms Off Tour, Joins Seminary
Mullen Still Running Post-Show 'Fight Clubs' in Parking Lot
Bono, Investors Reluctant to Comment On Polanski Affair
Edge Fathers 28th 'Heir'

 

[TripThruUreWires]

Clayton alludes to adoption of Japanese five-needle pine, "once tour turns a profit"
Bono blackmailed for $30 by fan pulled up on stage
Extortion plot foiled, fan desperate to buy ticket for following night U2 gig
Bono acknowledges "ooh ooh's" may have been overly emphatic during song in question

 

[JessicaAnn]

Edge Fathers 28th 'Heir'

Clearly potency has nothing to do with the amount of hair one has.

Therefore, Kieran, you must have at least 47 offspring by now, right?

 

[Zoomerang96]

Clayton alludes to adoption of Japanese five-needle pine, "once tour turns a profit"
Bono blackmailed for $30 by fan pulled up on stage
Extortion plot foiled, fan desperate to buy ticket for following night U2 gig
Bono acknowledges "ooh ooh's" may have been overly emphatic during song in question

another classic.

good ol' YOU. welcome back.

tripthroughJESSICAANN'SWIRESlolol

 

[JessicaAnn]

Zoomerang

Do you still have those sexy white sweatpants?

 

[Kieran McConville]

Bono Bummed Cigarette Off 98 Year Old War Veteran, Then Paid to Cover it Up: Sources

Mullen Admits Post-Show Fight Clubs May Be 'Out Of Control'

Outbreak of Rage Virus at U2 Shows: Public Urged to 'Stand Very Still'

 

[Kieran McConville]

McGuinness Accepts Surrender of Rival Clarence Hotel Forces: Principle fiefdom now down to 'top three floors'.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Larry Mullen: "I liked wearing a dress during the filming of the 'One' video; it made me feel 'pretty.'"

 

[Kieran McConville]

Mullen Snubbed Over Palin Common Law Marriage: Will Miss Obama Nobel Party

 

[Kieran McConville]

All of Kieran McConvilles.... here

ALL OF KIERAN MCCCONVILLES U! RELATED........ HERE!

ALL!!! HERE!!! BLEEEUEUEEUUEE LELELUEEEUEEUE!!!

Guys, remember that scene in 'In the Name of the Father' where Daniel Day Lewis goes apeshit in the prison cell making funny tape noises as he pulls reams of recorded tape out of a cassette? That's what I'm doing, now.

 

[mad1]

In the Name is a DAMN good film esp because Danny Day looks SO SO SO SO SO SO hot in it.

 

[JessicaAnn]

All Your Kieran McConvilles Are Belong to Us.

 

[Zoots]

shit thread lock and ban.

 

[Jive Turkey]

Guys, remember that scene in 'In the Name of the Father' where Daniel Day Lewis goes apeshit in the prison cell making funny tape noises as he pulls reams of recorded tape out of a cassette? That's what I'm doing, now.

lol I felt bad for laughing at that part

 

[Kieran McConville]

that's what I'm about, guys... making you feel awful while laughing.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Kieran, I always feel like I need to take a shower after you have happened to me.

But somehow, one shower is never enough.

I keep scrubbing, but I still feel tainted.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Oh and zoots... lock and ban? Who the fuck are you?

 

[mad1]

McConville started his own jockey-pants

 

[Kieran McConville]

lock and ban, guys.

lock and ban

LLLLLOCK AND......................BBBBAAN!!!

ALL OF KIERANMCONVILLES ...............HERE!!!

ALL U2 RELATED STORIES....blalalBLLELEEUEUEUEUEEIIEEIEIEIEIEI!!!!!

HERE!!!!

Mullen Arrested for Carrying Sharpened Spoon into Popular Dublin Restaurant: "Scouts" Defence Thrown Out