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Old 03-15-2014, 07:39 AM   #466
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Old 03-16-2014, 04:23 PM   #467
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'The Sparrows of Mullen-ville' author found mutilated in Dublin back alley.
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Old 03-16-2014, 04:37 PM   #468
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Old 03-16-2014, 08:01 PM   #469
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Mullen 'Skint' And Only Staying In Studio 'For The Shelter and Food'

"Larry Would Go Through A Lifetime's Supply of Anything In Two Weeks," Says Clayton of The 'Get On Your Boots' Hitmaker
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Old 03-17-2014, 04:46 PM   #470
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Dublin motorcycle Police Captain suggests 'The Sparrows of Mullen-ville' author's death was "accidental"
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Old 03-17-2014, 06:51 PM   #471
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Nothing's accidental, it's all part of the plot!
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Old 03-17-2014, 09:04 PM   #472
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Edges Arrives To Help Larry Move Junk Out of Garage He's Been Squatting In



"Rock Bottom" Mullen To Pawn Drum Kit
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Mullen-ville accountant mysteriously vanishes

Dublin Motorcycle Police Captain promptly closes case; "she was on that Malaysian airline"
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Old 03-18-2014, 05:08 PM   #474
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String of Mystery Disappearances Connected to Mullen Since 1961
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DB Cooper's remains kept in Mullen-ville vault

former Mullen-ville housekeeper famously claims before her own disappearance
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Old 04-03-2014, 07:54 PM   #476
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Neil McCormick to Do 'Volunteer Duty' On Next Tour

Sources say the U2 biographer and noted tweeter has been issued his punishment for straying from the script and fucking up the second band autobiography 'U Know Who We R'. He will be assigned to the security crew, whose job it is to pick out a nice looking girl and drag her from the audience to attend the master on stage, during one of the slow numbers.

On the 2009 tour, this was the Claw's job, but the next tour is expected to be more 'back to basics'; viz, no claw.

McCormick, who has been battling a bum knee ever since the 2009 Clarence Hotel rooftop incident, said he 'serves only to please.'
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Old 04-03-2014, 07:58 PM   #477
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Kieran did you stories break the forum?
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Old 04-05-2014, 05:18 PM   #478
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Kieran, you know I have a story you might like. It may or may not break the forum, but its sure to make you pity the cage and not the animal and the shadows will be more scared of you than you of them.
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Old 04-05-2014, 06:52 PM   #479
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Old 04-05-2014, 07:50 PM   #480
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A random lady was walking her dog down the street just now, I looked out the window to see her pause as the dog stopped to sniff the ground. Somehow he must have sensed me watching him through shaded glass as he looked up at me and he had the most intense little face ive ever seen on a dog. I felt a bit weak and sat back down into my fabulous chair, which gave me a unique view of soaring birds high above the tree in my front yard. I can hear those birds in the morning, calling out to whomever has stolen their nest, its possible the wind has taken them elsewhere and maybe they know that. Maybe the dog knows that too. I don't, nor does the lady who walks him, we just know what the wind does as it pertains to us alone.

I have to go watch a movie now, this has nothing to do with the story I mentioned, that would take some time to develop I suspect. Its probably my Texas painting, you know. All terrified and bloody in the right places, behind a well textured suit and deep lines in a face you desperately want to see animated once more.

Not the terrific sounds which knew their origins, the ones which didn't bear repeating.
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