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Old 11-21-2013, 09:04 PM   #436
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Old 11-22-2013, 06:49 PM   #437
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At first glance I thought that the whole purpose of this thread was to bully Kieran McConville
No, the purpose of this thread is for me to bully the forum.
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Old 11-22-2013, 06:52 PM   #438
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Kieran, do you long for lebensraum?
No, but I know someone who does. He seems to have an awful lot of friends and they hang out in beer halls every week. I guess they must really like beer.
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Old 11-25-2013, 10:59 AM   #439
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No, but I know someone who does. He seems to have an awful lot of friends and they hang out in beer halls every week. I guess they must really like beer.
Can you be slightly more specific as to whom you're referring to here?
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Old 11-25-2013, 06:07 PM   #440
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Old 11-25-2013, 07:49 PM   #441
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Old 11-26-2013, 03:59 AM   #442
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Old 11-26-2013, 06:41 PM   #445
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Old 11-29-2013, 11:57 AM   #446
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Principle Management PLC outline plan for lebensraum at Dublin Beer Hall

- "Our staff need more space, particularly in the east," McGuiness tells throbbing cock crowd. "And if the untermenschen don't give it to us, our record execs will take it by force."

- Mrs Garrison believed to have hastily assembled a squadron of commandos ready to advance should McGuiness issue the order.

- STING2 assumes personal command of all communications and prepares media blitz to soften any potential public concern

- McGuiness "utterly unaware" that Irish Sea exists mere kilometres from Dublin, and that a far stronger fighting force exists in the UK beyond, say sources. "He's biting off a whole lot more than he can chew" and "If his dramatic hand gestures and contorted facial expressions weren't so damned convincing while he's screaming his vision for us, we'd totally think he was a bell end."

- Zedbetty prepares to steal a marble rye from an old lady on the street "because (he) can".
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Old 11-29-2013, 05:09 PM   #447
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Old 11-30-2013, 11:32 AM   #448
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I sometimes drink canned beer out of a paper sack on days like today, usually outdoors, where I can put fear in the hearts of my neighborhood association. God damn them. I still have a piece of metal stuck in my head from the war, who do they think they are to tell me I can't pass out on my front porch or carry a firearm strapped on my side & back while doing yardwork?

This country's gone to hell when a guy cant smoke a cigarette while pissing on the side of his house without causing a damn uproar. At least I take care of my property, unlike the lazy fucks across the street who let all of their leaves blow into my yard every year. With all of those damn kids you'd think dad would have plenty of help with the chores. But no, dad is a lazy bum and a pussy, and the mother is a bitch and she's obviously screwing her boss, which I don't blame her since her limp dick husband probably hasn't shown her any interest in years.

I could go on but I probably better just let it go. When the American Legion opens up I may stroll over there and see what the old bastards are up to, or maybe hit the VFW for dinner. For now I probably need to take my morning meds with a frozen tv dinner. Im still a hot fucking mess though.
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Old 12-16-2013, 11:13 PM   #449
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Allegedly Fibonnaci will be spelt differently on every copy pressed, a real headache for the band's design team and also the printers.

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Breaking on the new U2 Album:

In a fireside chat with Ted Connors (AP), manager emeritus Paul McGuinness revealed that the album will be titled Art/Fuck, and will be debuted on a flatbed truck in Times Square, where Bono will emerge with a pig's head on a stick and inform the crowd "Art. Fuck."

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