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Old 09-25-2009, 07:44 PM   #181
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impy, don't question. just don't.

merely get on with the business of listing things.

guys, guys, i bought stuff today, guys.

guys.
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Old 09-25-2009, 07:53 PM   #182
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What'd you buy?

I bought:

(1) egg
(4) brown eggs
(5) eggs of varying color
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Old 09-25-2009, 08:58 PM   #183
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1 box of tissues
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Old 09-26-2009, 07:12 AM   #184
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Old 09-26-2009, 10:50 AM   #185
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why is the world hungry?

Is it the claw that tears open the flesh of other worlds, ripping them apart and feasting on their insides while sucking the life out of them like a bad setlist or an over-hyped commercial song played twice?

i just don't get it...

 
if you want to get it right, dont stick it all in at once, work it slowly and you'll own the suprise


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Old 09-27-2009, 07:14 AM   #186
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The claw is the hand that feeds, mrs garrison.

feeds the world.

it also feels the world, if you know what i mean.
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Old 09-28-2009, 11:23 AM   #187
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Old 09-28-2009, 05:43 PM   #188
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Today I purchased the following items:

(1) A two-button single-breasted chalk-striped wool-flannel suit by Paul Smith, a striped cotton shirt by Charvet with a red silk pocket square, also by Charvet.

(2) A blue tie with elephants on it, by salvatore ferragamo

(3) Clear prescription spectacles, with frames by Calvin Klein

(4) A 1989 white Porsche 911 Carrera convertible with the 'turbo-look' body styling (ordered over Ebay, currently arranging shipping from New York)

(5) 3,000 printed card invitations to the inaugural "Let's fuck the recession together" Ball (formal dress preferred) (ordered, to be delivered next week)

(6) 2,000 business cards with text in embossed lettering and printed on premium linen paper (ordered, to be delivered next week)

(7) Vinyl copy (used) of Whitney Houston's greatest hits
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Old 09-28-2009, 07:46 PM   #189
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wow, living it up there mrs financeguy!
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Old 09-29-2009, 12:34 AM   #190
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heyyy how did that get here? that's not mine, baby!
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Old 09-29-2009, 03:28 PM   #191
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wow, living it up there mrs financeguy!
Cool it with the homophobic comments, Halberstam.
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Old 09-29-2009, 05:54 PM   #192
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Old 09-29-2009, 07:42 PM   #193
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hey gang, wish entropygril21 a fucking happy birthday like i started the thread for, (downpage)!

You remember her, right? Sure you do! She's that one who joined in 2008.
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Old 09-30-2009, 03:02 PM   #194
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lol i didnt even know it wasnt a real person. I nearly pissed myself when i read Sicy's post
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Old 09-30-2009, 03:36 PM   #195
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Damn I wanted to do that trick of the fake happy birthday thread! Kieran stole it. It stole it, my precioussssssssssss!
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