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Old 09-21-2009, 09:29 AM   #166
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hosing down the monkey cage every second day
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Also, how is this thread a Kieran McConville 'story'? lol.
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Old 09-21-2009, 09:33 AM   #167
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it's a gulag for all threads that aren't complete drivel.

if you display an ounce of creativity, originality, or sense of humour that might not be "understood", well golly, it better be placed in the safe confines of this super thread.

plus, in an incredibly ironic way, this thread has turned into a chain thread for all intents and purposes.
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Old 09-21-2009, 12:29 PM   #168
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This thread is for the U2 stories only. So if we could just keep the extraneous material out, that'd be great.
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Old 09-22-2009, 05:31 AM   #169
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Got another letter to elvis here. This one was written in 2006 but by some - haha - crazy oversight, never posted.

24.3.06

Dear Elvis,

hello. Well as you may know - it's been all over the forums, and in everyone's faces - we're giving this thing a name. It's called marriage. That's right, Elvis. me and zoorockgirl.

And there's not a damn thing you can do to stop it. We are going to be MERGED in civil matrimony and we are going to live in our own big world. We might even have a baby and call him/her/it baby.

I'm gonna quite (sic) my job at the zoo. Fuck them. They can find someone else to hose down the monkey cages and tiger cages and bear pits. I'm going to find something better to do with my life. Like, I dunno, pumping gas at a station (except who does that anymore?).

I have a love in my heart that makes me stronger than anything you can imagine, elvis. That's right - me and zoorockgirl... even though I think I might have made the biggest little mistake of my life here.

Until next time... cheerio!
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Old 09-22-2009, 04:42 PM   #170
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Kieran, do you have any intention of writing to the new owner, Andy???? Maybe he can actually get you and zoorockgirl back together! Remember when, Kieran, you were more easily led behind the cricket pavilion and the bicycle shed? Do you??? She said you dance to disco and you don't like rock. She made fun of you even in bed and said she was gonna go and get herself a real man instead. Let's face the ground reality here, Kieran! instead of reminiscing useless old letters to Elvis that were never even posted. Sheesh!
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Old 09-22-2009, 05:33 PM   #171
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you mean elvis doesn't run this place anymore?

i have no idea what's going on. did he sell it?
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Old 09-23-2009, 06:40 AM   #172
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Kieran, do you have any intention of writing to the new owner, Andy???? Maybe he can actually get you and zoorockgirl back together! Remember when, Kieran, you were more easily led behind the cricket pavilion and the bicycle shed? Do you??? She said you dance to disco and you don't like rock. She made fun of you even in bed and said she was gonna go and get herself a real man instead. Let's face the ground reality here, Kieran! instead of reminiscing useless old letters to Elvis that were never even posted. Sheesh!

Who the fuck is Andy?

Who the fuck is Andy?

Andy who?
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Old 09-23-2009, 10:32 AM   #173
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you mean elvis doesn't run this place anymore?

i have no idea what's going on. did he sell it?
Yes indeed. Elvis has since retired and is living in his palatial mansion near luxurious Burj Al Arab in Dubai. This is all true except that last bit.

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Who the fuck is Andy?

Who the fuck is Andy?

Andy who?
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Old 09-23-2009, 12:03 PM   #174
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Elvis has left the building
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Old 09-24-2009, 04:19 PM   #175
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Breaking U2 News, guys!

 
U2's "Claw" to be transported to Basra, Iraq for a special show to cheer the US troops and other friends of 'freedom'. U2 lead singer Bono to be transported in armoured tank.
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you beat me to it, zoots. was about to post the exact same thing.
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Old 09-24-2009, 04:37 PM   #177
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Old 09-24-2009, 08:10 PM   #178
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Let's have a thread that's like... I dunno... a LIST of things

Just trying something different here, I don't know if you guys would be up for a a thread that involves lists of stuff.

I know, it's a bit of a different way of engaging online, but worth a try.

I suggest we make a list of things we bought today. What did you buy today, guys?

I'll start:

One (1) pastry
One (1) box of biscuits
One (1) bottle of cheap red wine
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I did not buy anything today

Zero (0) items
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Old 09-24-2009, 09:45 PM   #180
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i bought nappies. pepsi max. orange juice. bread. milk. i splurged on cheese and broccoli duets, too.
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