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Zoots · 09-21-2009, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kieran McConville

hosing down the monkey cage every second day

Frank

Also, how is this thread a Kieran McConville 'story'? lol.

Zoomerang96 · 09-21-2009, 10:33 AM

it's a gulag for all threads that aren't complete drivel.

if you display an ounce of creativity, originality, or sense of humour that might not be "understood", well golly, it better be placed in the safe confines of this super thread.

plus, in an incredibly ironic way, this thread has turned into a chain thread for all intents and purposes.

financeguy · 09-21-2009, 01:29 PM

This thread is for the U2 stories only. So if we could just keep the extraneous material out, that'd be great.

Kieran McConville · 09-22-2009, 06:31 AM

Got another letter to elvis here. This one was written in 2006 but by some - haha - crazy oversight, never posted.

24.3.06

Dear Elvis,

hello. Well as you may know - it's been all over the forums, and in everyone's faces - we're giving this thing a name. It's called marriage. That's right, Elvis. me and zoorockgirl.

And there's not a damn thing you can do to stop it. We are going to be MERGED in civil matrimony and we are going to live in our own big world. We might even have a baby and call him/her/it baby.

I'm gonna quite (sic) my job at the zoo. Fuck them. They can find someone else to hose down the monkey cages and tiger cages and bear pits. I'm going to find something better to do with my life. Like, I dunno, pumping gas at a station (except who does that anymore?).

I have a love in my heart that makes me stronger than anything you can imagine, elvis. That's right - me and zoorockgirl... even though I think I might have made the biggest little mistake of my life here.

Until next time... cheerio!

Zoots · 09-22-2009, 05:42 PM

Kieran, do you have any intention of writing to the new owner, Andy???? Maybe he can actually get you and zoorockgirl back together! Remember when, Kieran, you were more easily led behind the cricket pavilion and the bicycle shed? Do you??? She said you dance to disco and you don't like rock. She made fun of you even in bed and said she was gonna go and get herself a real man instead. Let's face the ground reality here, Kieran! instead of reminiscing useless old letters to Elvis that were never even posted. Sheesh!

Zoomerang96 · 09-22-2009, 06:33 PM

you mean elvis doesn't run this place anymore?

i have no idea what's going on. did he sell it?

Kieran McConville · 09-23-2009, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoots

Kieran, do you have any intention of writing to the new owner, Andy???? Maybe he can actually get you and zoorockgirl back together! Remember when, Kieran, you were more easily led behind the cricket pavilion and the bicycle shed? Do you??? She said you dance to disco and you don't like rock. She made fun of you even in bed and said she was gonna go and get herself a real man instead. Let's face the ground reality here, Kieran! instead of reminiscing useless old letters to Elvis that were never even posted. Sheesh!

Who the fuck is Andy?

Who the fuck is Andy?

Andy who?

Zoots · 09-23-2009, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoomerang96

you mean elvis doesn't run this place anymore?

i have no idea what's going on. did he sell it?

Yes indeed. Elvis has since retired and is living in his palatial mansion near luxurious Burj Al Arab in Dubai. This is all true except that last bit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kieran McConville

Who the fuck is Andy?

Who the fuck is Andy?

Andy who?

YouTube - Who The Fuck Is Alice Lyrics

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elevated_u2_fan · 09-23-2009, 01:03 PM

Elvis has left the building

Zoots · 09-24-2009, 05:19 PM

Breaking U2 News, guys!

Zoomerang96 · 09-24-2009, 05:32 PM

you beat me to it, zoots. was about to post the exact same thing.

Mrs. Garrison · 09-24-2009, 05:37 PM

Alan Jamison says...

Kieran McConville · 09-24-2009, 09:10 PM

Just trying something different here, I don't know if you guys would be up for a a thread that involves lists of stuff.

I know, it's a bit of a different way of engaging online, but worth a try.

I suggest we make a list of things we bought today. What did you buy today, guys?

I'll start:

One (1) pastry
One (1) box of biscuits
One (1) bottle of cheap red wine

Jive Turkey · 09-24-2009, 09:35 PM

I did not buy anything today

Zero (0) items

Angela Harlem · 09-24-2009, 10:45 PM

i bought nappies. pepsi max. orange juice. bread. milk. i splurged on cheese and broccoli duets, too.

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Zoomerang96 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: canada Posts: 13,462 Local Time: 07:54 PM	it's a gulag for all threads that aren't complete drivel. if you display an ounce of creativity, originality, or sense of humour that might not be "understood", well golly, it better be placed in the safe confines of this super thread. plus, in an incredibly ironic way, this thread has turned into a chain thread for all intents and purposes. __________________

09-24-2009, 05:19 PM	#175
Zoots Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: the great beyond Posts: 36,802 Local Time: 02:54 AM	Breaking U2 News, guys! U2's "Claw" to be transported to Basra, Iraq for a special show to cheer the US troops and other friends of 'freedom'. U2 lead singer Bono to be transported in armoured tank.

09-24-2009, 09:10 PM	#178
Kieran McConville ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Kony Island Baby Posts: 10,087 Local Time: 10:54 AM	Let's have a thread that's like... I dunno... a LIST of things Just trying something different here, I don't know if you guys would be up for a a thread that involves lists of stuff. I know, it's a bit of a different way of engaging online, but worth a try. I suggest we make a list of things we bought today. What did you buy today, guys? I'll start: One (1) pastry One (1) box of biscuits One (1) bottle of cheap red wine

09-24-2009, 10:45 PM	#180
Angela Harlem Jesus Online Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: a glass castle Posts: 30,163 Local Time: 11:54 AM	i bought nappies. pepsi max. orange juice. bread. milk. i splurged on cheese and broccoli duets, too. __________________ __________________

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09-21-2009, 01:29 PM	#168
financeguy ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ireland Posts: 10,122 Local Time: 01:54 AM	This thread is for the U2 stories only. So if we could just keep the extraneous material out, that'd be great.

09-22-2009, 06:31 AM	#169
Kieran McConville ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Kony Island Baby Posts: 10,087 Local Time: 10:54 AM	Got another letter to elvis here. This one was written in 2006 but by some - haha - crazy oversight, never posted. 24.3.06 Dear Elvis, hello. Well as you may know - it's been all over the forums, and in everyone's faces - we're giving this thing a name. It's called marriage. That's right, Elvis. me and zoorockgirl. And there's not a damn thing you can do to stop it. We are going to be MERGED in civil matrimony and we are going to live in our own big world. We might even have a baby and call him/her/it baby. I'm gonna quite (sic) my job at the zoo. Fuck them. They can find someone else to hose down the monkey cages and tiger cages and bear pits. I'm going to find something better to do with my life. Like, I dunno, pumping gas at a station (except who does that anymore?). I have a love in my heart that makes me stronger than anything you can imagine, elvis. That's right - me and zoorockgirl... even though I think I might have made the biggest little mistake of my life here. Until next time... cheerio!

09-22-2009, 05:42 PM	#170
Zoots Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: the great beyond Posts: 36,802 Local Time: 02:54 AM	Kieran, do you have any intention of writing to the new owner, Andy???? Maybe he can actually get you and zoorockgirl back together! Remember when, Kieran, you were more easily led behind the cricket pavilion and the bicycle shed? Do you??? She said you dance to disco and you don't like rock. She made fun of you even in bed and said she was gonna go and get herself a real man instead. Let's face the ground reality here, Kieran! instead of reminiscing useless old letters to Elvis that were never even posted. Sheesh!

09-22-2009, 06:33 PM	#171
Zoomerang96 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: canada Posts: 13,462 Local Time: 07:54 PM	you mean elvis doesn't run this place anymore? i have no idea what's going on. did he sell it?

09-23-2009, 01:03 PM	#174
elevated_u2_fan Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I'm here 'cus I don't want to go home Posts: 31,826 Local Time: 07:54 PM	Elvis has left the building

09-24-2009, 05:32 PM	#176
Zoomerang96 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: canada Posts: 13,462 Local Time: 07:54 PM	you beat me to it, zoots. was about to post the exact same thing.

09-24-2009, 05:37 PM	#177
Mrs. Garrison Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: pig farming in Bolivia Posts: 7,279 Local Time: 07:54 PM	Alan Jamison says...

09-24-2009, 09:35 PM	#179
Jive Turkey ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,646 Local Time: 07:54 PM	I did not buy anything today Zero (0) items