All of Kieran McConville's 'stories' HERE

[Kieran McConville]

Maybe we should have a spinoff thread for posts where I am not actually writing a story, but just telling you stuff.

 

[Sicy]

You could tell people stuff in this thread

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f296/guys-how-does-it-make-you-feel-192184.html

 

[Kieran McConville]

speaking tongue in cheek, of course.

my irony is bone dry, sicy.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I think by saying all his stories 'go' in here, it implies that they start off somewhere else and then 'go' here.

dude, you just blew my mind

 

[Kieran McConville]

don't say dude in my thread.

 

[Kieran McConville]

McGuinness to Abandon Human Form: Source

Controversial U2 kingpin Paul McGuinness may shortly retire his human form for his more natural alien-trilobite morphology, a crustacean-like shell body that requires more than 5 Earth air pressures in which to live.

Sources confirmed that this is the reason for the giant diamond sky dome being installed over a 60 square-mile area including Dublin.

 

[JessicaAnn]

I knew it... Paul is the claw! It all makes sense now.

 

[financeguy]

don't say dude in my thread.

Don't dude me, dude.

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

is this the new Big Hug thread part XXII?
what the fuck, dude?

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[Kieran McConville]

this is the circle jerk thread. I'm doing a u2 360 in my living room, guys.

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

im thinking of a big pile of shit...and your'e all invited!!!!

Big piles of shit on the wall
BIG PILES OF SHIT!!!
take one down
pass it around
plenty more BIG PILES OF SHIT ON THE WALL!

 

[VintagePunk]

Any update on the sausage dog?

I've been waiting for this, too. I could sense a cautionary tale developing, but we were all left hanging in a rather cruel way.

 

[Kieran McConville]

The sausage dog, what, what do you want to know? It's a sausage dog. It walked away.

wruf.

 

[phillyfan26]

Wruf.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[Kieran McConville]

Hands up who thinks Mrs Garrison should dare me to write a 'story'

I've got a few minutes spare next week so, you know, keep me posted guys, and I'll try to pencil you all in for a quick one.

 

[Kieran McConville]

That's not a story, that's a business opportunity.

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

 

[Kieran McConville]

ok guys, i'll think about writing a 'story', next 'week'. I'll 'mull on it'.

Obama Dazed and Confused, Living In Dumpster With Oscar The Grouch

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

YouTube - Michael Hutchence-Visual Concept

 

[Kieran McConville]

Croatia Contemplates Cialis Cornucopia

according to friend.

 

[Jive Turkey]

ironic how the only soft C is in Cialis

 

[Kieran McConville]

it's still a c.

Alliteration, my friend. you wouldn't understand.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Just a quick heads up on the Pricks' Christmas itinerary, guys

As you may know, we have recently lost several of our members to friendly fire, but not to worry, our replacements will more than make up the numbers.

You are cordially invited to attend our show this Christmas Day (yes, Christmas Day) in the basement of the Jackal Club. Supporting us will be fellow labelmates, 'Project For A New American Century'.

We suggest you come dressed.

Doors open at 7, and will be locked at 7.10 sharp. Lights out at 7.15.

 

[Jive Turkey]

it's still a c.

Alliteration, my friend. you wouldn't understand.

You missed my meaning, kind sir

 

[phillyfan26]

As you may know, we have recently lost several of our members to friendly fire, but not to worry, our replacements will more than make up the numbers.

You are cordially invited to attend our show this Christmas Day (yes, Christmas Day) in the basement of the Jackal Club. Supporting us will be fellow labelmates, 'Project For A New American Century'.

We suggest you come dressed.

Doors open at 7, and will be locked at 7.10 sharp. Lights out at 7.15.

I'll be there trying to help you guys out. Remember to look at me for the changes.

 

[financeguy]

Kieran McConville challenges Larry Mullen to 48 hour continous smokathon.

 

[Kieran McConville]

All the weight loss ads on here really are starting to depress me. Is this what bono would have wanted, before his ascension into the next realm?

blah.

Although I must admit the cartoonish, crudely drawn lady in the latest one is actually kind of cute. Albeit that was not their desired point, but hey... that's postmodernism!

 

[Alan Jamison]

Kieran McConville affixes eleven cigarettes to his lower lip; blasts Parliament.