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Old 08-12-2009, 07:29 PM   #136
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What if, zoomerang96, they play all of those aforementioned songs in the form of a sort of 'you know this one' medley, with a hat for coins to be tossed from the audience?

Was a cold and wet december day,
we touched the ground at JFK
You are such a fool
to worry like you do
SING IT WITH ME!

The audience, naturally, will be strongly encouraged by the presence of many armed riot police.
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Old 08-13-2009, 04:38 PM   #137
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Here's a funny parody on Coldplay I found on the internet :
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How long before I get in?
Before it starts, before I begin?
How long before you decide?
Before I know what it feels like?
Where To, where do I go?
If you never try, then you'll never know.
How long do I have to climb,
Up on the side of this mountain of mine?

Look up, I look up at night,
Planets are moving at the speed of light.
Climb up, up in the trees,
every chance that you get,
is a chance you seize.
How long am I gonna stand,
with my head stuck under the sand?
I'll start before I can stop,
before I see things the right way up.

All that noise, and all that sound,
All those places I got found.
And birds go flying at the speed of sound,
to show you how it all began.
Birds came flying from the underground,
if you could see it then you'd understand?

Ideas that you'll never find,
All the inventors could never design.
The buildings that you put up,
Japan and China all lit up.
The sign that I couldn't read,
or a light that I couldn't see,
some things you have to believe,
but others are puzzles, puzzling me.

All that noise, and all that sound,
All those places I got found.
And birds go flying at the speed of sound,
to show you how it all began.
Birds came flying from the underground,
if you could see it then you'd understand,
ah when you see it then you'll understand?

All those signs, I knew what they meant.
Some things you can invent.
Some get made, and some get sent,
Ooh?
Birds go flying at the speed of sound,
to show you how it all began.
Birds came flying from the underground,
if you could see it then you'd understand,
ah, when you see it then you'll understand?
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Old 08-13-2009, 07:04 PM   #138
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That's not a parody, is it? I recognise those lyrics.
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Old 08-15-2009, 06:54 PM   #139
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Larry Mullen picked by police after officer fails to recognise him.

A novice policewoman picked up an "eccentric old man acting suspiciously", completely unaware that it was Larry Mullen.

The 22-year-old officer was dispatched after residents in the New Jersey town of Long Branch had phoned to complain that a man in the Latin quarter was acting suspiciously.

When the officer asked the man for identification papers, he did not have a driving licence or other form of ID to prove his identity.

The retired drummer was then ordered into the back of her police car and driven back to his hotel to authenticate his story.

No explanation as to what Mullen was doing in New Jersey was forthcoming from Principle Management.
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Old 08-23-2009, 07:49 PM   #140
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"Ireland is a parliamentary democracy", McGuinness emphasized in remarks to journalists at the White House earlier, following a brief meeting with President Obama. "In no way is the Principle Corporation planning to usurp the government of Ireland, which is democratically elected. We are certainly not planning a military coup d'etat, and we don't have highly placed allies in the Irish Military Police. Neither do we have a highly trained militia ready to do our bidding and seize control. These bizarre rumours are simply false, and must be confronted."
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Old 09-01-2009, 05:48 PM   #141
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Kieran MCCONville's trollING is ruining THE forum!

'KIERAN' 'MCCONVILLE''S consistent trolling in all areas of this forum is completely SPOILING THINGS for the GENUINE U2 FANS.Yes, people can have different opinions , BUT NOT IF,AS 'KIERAN' does, they are continually foisting their views on US,the GENUINE U2 FANS ! !

This thread is dedicated to all those U2 fans who do not understand ART is an evolution. You will know these people easily cause they hold to the past or a moment and they are incapable of growth.They will judge , but never create. never really do much of anything , but analyze the context in which circumstances happen to them. Stuck in a moment they are. This thread is dessicated to people who fell in love with U2 on the Elevation tour. THE GOAL IS SOUL MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wake up.
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Old 09-02-2009, 04:23 PM   #142
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EL E VA TION!

WOOO HOOOOO
WOOOO HOOOOOOOO
WOOO HOOOOO

*air guitar*

a MOLE
diggin in a (butt) HOLE
blah blah blah blah SOUL
EXCAVATION

eye and eye in the sky
you make mee feel like i can fly
off the top of a newborn babys head
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MASTURBATIONNNNNNNNN

WHOOOOOOOOOOO
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Old 09-02-2009, 08:19 PM   #143
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I think I should start 'telling' my 'stories' at 'Free Your Mind'. Call it a Monday Dispatch.

Extremism in the defence of extremism is actually... a blast.


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Old 09-03-2009, 06:21 PM   #144
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SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY.... (Nashville) Country and Western sensation Kenny Chesney again denies rumors that he is gay or "gay sexual". This amid an undertow of reports that he was recently seen in a known gay nightclub on an exotic island with several members "of the same sex" wrapped around him and dancing in a "vulgar" manner with the subjects. Though Chesney has personally declined comment, a spokesman for the singer said he is "straight as an arrow" and he was "enjoying being a rich, single superstar" and that he had to "exercise caution" with the womenfolk. When asked why the alleged superstar always had young men in his videos, in various stages of undress, the spokesman declined to comment.
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Old 09-03-2009, 07:39 PM   #145
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U2 set to kick off the second leg of tour

America next on the agenda, as U2's 360 tour makes its way stateside

Bono tells crowd "Love is the answer, always remember to love"

U2's latest roadshow set to earn band a lot of money
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Old 09-04-2009, 12:54 AM   #146
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Why didn't this tour start in America like it normally would/should?

Any truth to the rumours that it was due to Edge's soon-to-be-announced son being born?
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Old 09-09-2009, 04:53 PM   #147
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Why didn't this tour start in America like it normally would/should?

Any truth to the rumours that it was due to Edge's soon-to-be-announced son being born?
I thought it was because Frank got in touch with the band and threatened to raise hell if they did not start in Europe. That's what I heard at least.
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Old 09-09-2009, 07:58 PM   #148
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GIANT OUTER SPACE VAGINA TERRORIZES TEXAS (austin)
A giant vagina from outer space has apparently taken residence in Austin, Tx, according to state capitol reports. The vagina, rumored to be feeding on local college students, is estimated to be 300 feet wide and 100 feet long. While it is uncertain what exactly the vagina's intentions are, it is said that the vagina is currently having its peroid. The entire city of Austin is on full scale alert and government officials have urged residents to leave the city at once. FEMA has apparently setup operations in Waco with a forward presence in the Austin area. Local officials have estimated it will take several infantry brigades and an air combat wing to penetrate the vagina. In the meantime peace negotiations with the giant vagina are said to take place after the cycle has completed.
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Old 09-14-2009, 04:26 PM   #149
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"Brian Eno is egg, not a man" - Mullen
Sacked U2 drummer Larry Mullen is to hit out at his former bandmates in a SHOCKING expose which will allege that musical maestro and U2 collaborator Brian Eno is not a man, but in fact an egg!

Last week, the SUN exclusively revealed that Larry is working a NO HOLDS BARRED account of his days on the road with the SUPERGROUP.

Recently, the Hibernian HUNK joined the SUN for a chat after a three hour workout session at his local gym.

"Brian is a talented guy, but not a lot of people know that I actually came up with most of his best ideas. Another thing people don't realise is that Brian is an egg that has assumed human form! Look at his head - it's obvious!"

Our reporter tried to quiz the PERCUSSIONIST PINUP for more details, but suddenly Mullen cut the interview SHORT, demanding that our reporter HAND OVER his tape recorder!
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Old 09-14-2009, 06:00 PM   #150
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that Larry Mullen (Jnr) always has been kinda high maintenance
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