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Old 10-12-2014, 12:56 PM   #16
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Jamison set to co-author upcoming edition of 'Limbaugh Letter'
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Old 10-12-2014, 07:42 PM   #17
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Alan Jamison Drives Band To Hear Limbaugh Lecture

"You'll listen to it and you'll like it, so shut up!" Jamison informs bickering co-bandmates. "You want to get out and walk? Right here in the middle of the desert? Cause we can do that. We can really totally do that. I don't even care."
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Old 10-13-2014, 05:31 PM   #18
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Alan Jamison's conjoined twin, surgically removed after birth, rumored to be hiding in West Africa.
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Old 10-13-2014, 07:53 PM   #19
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They found a whole mouth with teeth in Alan Jamison's brain.
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Old 10-16-2014, 03:21 AM   #20
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Alan Jamison's band to do whole song based on Morgan from The Walking Dead

"Are you clear, man!? ARE YOU CLEAR!!?

YOU ain't clear, man!!!!

You ain't clear!!

(instrumental bridge)

Are you CLEAR MAN!!!!AREYOUCLEAR
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Jamison Gang to demand apology from Walking Dead creators for stealing his idea (cannibalism)(terminus)
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Who in turn may want a sorry from the folks behind 'The Answer To Infection Is Here'.
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Old 10-22-2014, 07:21 PM   #23
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Jamison spotted leaving turkish massage parlor, covered in blood.
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Alan Jamison Says He Has Cure For Ebola: "You have to stab them in the brain"
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Old 10-22-2014, 08:49 PM   #25
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"What if someone already ate their brains?" - Little Jamison asks his father.
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"Don't question me, Little Jamison!" Shrieks Jamison while scratching scabs.

'Little' Jamison is actually his given name.
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Alan Jamison And 'The Pricks' in Hot Water Over New Spinoff Single 'Tainted Meat'
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Jamison denies having ever visited rural Georgia.

'The Pricks' reportedly filming video for new single 'Squeal like a pig' in Atlanta suburb.

Jamison rep also denies that singer has ever used a wood chipper on his critics.
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The Pricks Don't Have A Big Enough Budget To Get Out Of Atlanta
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Pricks roadie reportedly missing half a leg and foot.
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