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Old 11-16-2010, 12:24 PM   #1
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Old 11-16-2010, 12:28 PM   #2
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I bet he also called the police because he saw someone come up in a vehicle and put something in his mailbox.

"Was it the post office truck, sir?"

"Well, uh ... I guess it was, yeah."

"Go get your mail, sir, and stop calling us."
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priceless.
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Old 11-16-2010, 12:36 PM   #4
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sounds like the idiots who call 911 here. sounds like a typical night at work. ma'am, why did you call the ambulance? "i was making arts and crafts, do you want to see?" um... "oh, i got some hot glue on my toenail, is that bad?" "no i don't want to go to the hospital, i just called you because i wanted to know if i used this mouthwash if it was going to give me high blood pressure. i used to ask my husband these things, but he died 20 years ago." was there any reason you thought this might happen? "no, i was just curious." or "i called because the baby was crying. he's not crying now, he went back to sleep. should i take him to the hospital to get checked out?" sir this is your 5th child...how have you not learned that's what babies do?

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Old 11-16-2010, 01:12 PM   #5
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Old 11-16-2010, 04:29 PM   #7
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People like that should try for a Darwin award.
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Old 11-16-2010, 04:53 PM   #9
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That newspaper article should show up on Jay Leno.

Here's another good example of craziness:

The Flat Earth Society (I like how the links ironically say "An Error has occurred!")

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FAQ:

Q: "Is this site a joke?"

A: This site is not a joke. We are actively promoting the Flat Earth movement worldwide. There are members who seriously believe the Earth is flat, and their research is located in Flat Earth Believers.

Q: "Why do you believe the Earth is flat?"

A: It looks that way up close. In our local reference frame, it appears to take a flat shape, ignoring obvious hills and valleys. In addition, Samuel Rowbotham et al. performed a variety of experiments over a period of several years that show it must be flat. They are all explained in his book, which is linked at the top of this article.
They even have a forum with the topic of debunking Einstein:

An Error Has Occurred!

Here's one of their theories. Antarctica is really an ice wall.



An Error Has Occurred!

They believe the moon landing was faked.
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That newspaper article should show up on Jay Leno.

Here's another good example of craziness:

The Flat Earth Society (I like how the links ironically say "An Error has occurred!")

An Error Has Occurred!



They even have a forum with the topic of debunking Einstein:

An Error Has Occurred!

Here's one of their theories. Antarctica is really an ice wall.



An Error Has Occurred!

They believe the moon landing was faked.


that site scares me. there's another one too, i'll have to ask my buddy what it was, but it was along the same lines of lunacy.


the bad religion song is excellent, though.
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There's also the priest that claimed that children should not watch Pokemon because that shit's evil..
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I felt like my brain was contracting dementia when I read they were bashing Einstein. Some of the posts talking about Space Station photos as if they were examples of government agents working with photoshop, looked like something from One flew over the cuckoos nest.

Richard Branson should invite them to a spaceflight.
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Old 11-16-2010, 05:28 PM   #13
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There's also the priest that claimed that children should not watch Pokemon because that shit's evil..
And don't forget the purse-toting Teletubby that was luring children to be fabulously gay.
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A Sulivan Road resident called police to report a "suspicious object" floating in his toilet.
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And don't forget the purse-toting Teletubby that was luring children to be fabulously gay.
ah yes, that was a classic example of The Stupid.
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