All hail the mighty sun god Rah

[Axver]

So what you're saying is prior to him getting that thread, each week he'd make a new random-ass thread with a random-ads bible quote/CS Lewis quote/song lyric, no context or essay behind why he found those relevant/discussion-worthy/interesting, and then just be done with it?

Yep, you'd have Sunday Dispatch #1,234nobodycares every week, as regular as Ra's travels through the sky.

 

[DaveC]

So guys, what did Rah bring you for this year's Opet festival?


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[IWasBored]

Nothing. It's still raining.

 

[DaveC]

You guys suck.

Rah didn't show up for over a week, and when he did come he brought -20 temperatures with him.

Clearly this is because you all did not offer yourselves as human sacrifices, or even contribute to the golden bull.

A side effect of pissing off Rah is hypothermia, guys.

Am I gonna have to force volunteer someone to be sacrificed so that I can warm up? I can arrange this.


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[Kieran McConville]

You first.

 

[Bad Exit]

Just pick one girl and her sister will volunteer.

This way you'll get your sacrifice and with the money of the trilogy you can build the golden calf.
Six golden calfs.

 

[Kieran McConville]

It's gold, Jerry, gold.

 

[DaveC]

Just pick one girl and her sister will volunteer.

Good idea. Any nominations?


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