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Old 12-24-2009, 09:12 PM   #1
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Who can explain the mysteries of Christmas?

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There's no such thing as Santa Claus, so there's one mystery explained.

Merry Christmas!
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There's no such thing as Santa Claus
nnnnoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!







Next you'll tell me there's no Easter Bunny.
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Easter Bunny? Totally real.
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There's no such thing as Santa Claus, so there's one mystery explained.

Merry Christmas!
well, there's no santa anymore...

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mr scrooge knows.
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No Santa Claus?? Well, if he's as rubbish as Tim Allen it's probably just as well.
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You mean the mystery that everybody spends time with their family, while nobody really wants to? I certainly can't explain that
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Mysteries

Robert M. Price can do so in less than five minutes

YouTube - Dr. Robert M. Price - Dying and Rising Gods
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The Bible isn't historical. Once you start there, most of the remaining mysteries seem to fall into place, and become not so mysterious at all. Though admittedly, this does not solve the whole Santa Claus mystery....I haven't figured that one out yet, but I'm pretty sure it involved teleportation.
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The Bible isn't historical. Once you start there, most of the remaining mysteries seem to fall into place, and become not so mysterious at all. Though admittedly, this does not solve the whole Santa Claus mystery....I haven't figured that one out yet, but I'm pretty sure it involved teleportation.

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The Bible isn't historical. Once you start there, most of the remaining mysteries seem to fall into place, and become not so mysterious at all. Though admittedly, this does not solve the whole Santa Claus mystery....I haven't figured that one out yet, but I'm pretty sure it involved teleportation.

The Bible isn't historical?
We can't trust these scriptures?

Why do you believe that?
What evidence do you have to support your view?
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The Bible isn't historical?
We can't trust these scriptures?

Why do you believe that?
What evidence do you have to support your view?
The New Testament was written 30 - 70 years after Jesus died. Also, the Bible was put together around 300 AD by a council (I believe the Nicene), which selected which gospels would go into it. Any biblical scholar will tell you that.
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