SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH and FELLATIO KILLS

[BVS]

A Church of England clergyman was condemned by his own diocese today after he wrote that gay men should be forced to have "sodomy" warnings tattooed on their bodies.

"Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH and their chins with FELLATIO KILLS."


Church of England clergyman condemned over 'sodomy' health warnings ? Communities ? 24dash.com

 

[A_Wanderer]

The most domesticated and tolerant of faiths still contains the usual types, I'm a supporter of disestablishmentarianism.

 

[anitram]

I'm a supporter of disestablishmentarianism.

Why?

Nothing has killed religion in the West like the establishment of a state Church. There is loads written on this, nothing novel about it.

 

[corianderstem]

Wow, talk about your CAPSLOCK OF DOOM.

I'm surprised they didn't also suggest that women have their delicate flowers tattooed with INSERT PENIS HERE ONLY IF YOU ARE MY HUSBAND.

 

[A_Wanderer]

Why?

Nothing has killed religion in the West like the establishment of a state Church. There is loads written on this, nothing novel about it.

As an atheist and a secularist I am very uncomfortable with having a supposedly representative government embroiled in primitive supernaturalism.

 

[BVS]

Wow, talk about your CAPSLOCK OF DOOM.

Yeah, sorry I just cut and pasted it from the article and it was capslocked there...

 

[corianderstem]

Oh, damn. I was hoping the clergyman was intending that the helpful tattoos would be spelled out in all caps. You know, to make them more urgent and attention-grabbing.

 

[melon]

Nothing has killed religion in the West like the establishment of a state Church. There is loads written on this, nothing novel about it.

Indeed. The writings of Søren Kierkegaard directly come to mind here.

 

[Diemen]

FELLATIO KILLS.

Yeah, but what a way to go!

 

[martha]

FELLATIO KILLS."

Anybody else hearing John Cleese saying "I'm not dead yet."?

 

[blueeyedgirl]

Yeah, but what a way to go!

See, it's still a patriarchal society

 

[A stor]

Wow, talk about your CAPSLOCK OF DOOM.

I'm surprised they didn't also suggest that women have their delicate flowers tattooed with INSERT PENIS HERE ONLY IF YOU ARE MY HUSBAND.

Good one!

 

[purpleoscar]

YouTube - robin hood men in tights- chastity belt

 

[UberBeaver]

Well it's about time somebody said it.

 

[U2isthebest]

So, does this dude not realize that most of us straight people enjoy oral sex too?

 

[Irvine511]

So, does this dude not realize that most of us straight people enjoy oral sex too?

how dare you use your genitals for something other than their god-intended procreative purposes?

they are meant for one thing and one thing only. anything else, and you are a selfish hedonist.

 

[yolland]

No, he's only worried about where two men might put their mouths and what they might let into their orifices. Anything involving a woman or women is A-OK, apparently.

 

[U2isthebest]

how dare you use your genitals for something other than their god-intended procreative purposes?

they are meant for one thing and one thing only. anything else, and you are a selfish hedonist.

Did I mention I'm not yet married and don't plan on having children for at least 7 more years?

 

[BVS]

So, does this dude not realize that most of us straight people enjoy oral sex too?

Well if I'm not mistaken there are some extreme Catholics who do believe oral sex and masterbation are sin. Something to do with wasting the seed... But what I find interesting and very telling is that homophobes always seem to be focused on the males and hardly ever females.

 

[martha]

But what I find interesting and very telling is that homophobes always seem to be focused on the males and hardly ever females.

'Cause it's hot when girls do each other.

 

[Irvine511]

Did I mention I'm not yet married and don't plan on having children for at least 7 more years?

as a woman, your main purpose is to get married and procreate. you can't have any without all three.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Well if I'm not mistaken there are some extreme Catholics who do believe oral sex and masterbation are sin. Something to do with wasting the seed... But what I find interesting and very telling is that homophobes always seem to be focused on the males and hardly ever females.

Based on a SINGLE obscure bible verse.

Onan was supposed to impregnate his dead brother's widow, in accordance with Jewish law. Instead, he pulled out. And God killed him.

This is interpreted to mean God killed him for wasting the sperm. Meaning any sexual activity not for the purpose of procreation is sinful.

But you know... maybe God was just pissed that he didn't impregnate his sister-in-law like he was supposed to.


But as far as the original article goes... I may not be gay (well, not completely), and I'm certainly not a man... but I've contributed to sperm wastage and activities that would not lead to procreation... so should I get a tattoo as well?

 

[Irvine511]

'Cause it's hot when girls do each other.

or they secretly enjoy talking about hot man-on-man action?

 

[U2isthebest]

as a woman, your main purpose is to get married and procreate. you can't have any without all three.

I wish I could have high intellect, strong opinions on the world around me, and a challenging education and career along with a future marriage and family. Damn.

 

[U2isthebest]

or they secretly enjoy talking about hot man-on-man action?

I'd rather one of those guys just be on me, preferably the one on the left..

ETA: Until about an hour ago, I was reading the last two words of this thread title as "Fellatio skills". That really changes the meaning.

 

[Irvine511]

I wish I could have high intellect, strong opinions on the world around me, and a challenging education and career along with a future marriage and family. Damn.

all that is fine.

just don't forget the purpose of your gender.

 

[U2isthebest]

all that is fine.

just don't forget the purpose of your gender.

being barefoot and pregnant and giving up the taxing responsibility of thinking for myself by being subservient to my husband?

 

[financeguy]

You guys do realise that homosexuality is not only tolerated but strongly encouraged within the Church of England?

 

[A_Wanderer]

It's all sodomy and sharia in the CoE.

 

[BVS]

You guys do realise that homosexuality is not only tolerated but strongly encouraged within the Church of England?