Pregnant? Then you face being court-martialed...

[MrPryck2U]

Last week, I was downtown between classes and needed to grab a quick bite to eat, so I went to my local Five Guys. Right next door to that is an Army recruitment center. As I walked up to go inside, a recruiting officer opened the door of the recruitment center and admonished me for "going in there and not in here." When I laughed at his apparent joke, he told me, "You can eat later. You should be here." Deadpan. Completely serious. I silently entered the restaurant.

You did the best thing. You didn't even dignify it. He wasn't even worthy of a go fuck yourself. Poor sap's just doing his job. You just happened to be his demographic.

 

[DrTeeth]

I hate all kinds of recruiters. If I want something, I know where to find you.