Ongoing Rob Ford crack cocaine scandal

[Imperor]

Sunday is the East division championship game in the Canadian Football League, so decided to wear the hometown jersey. He was trying to encourage all councillors to attend the game. If he thought that might distract from the problems he's been having, he was wrong.

More people are choosing to stay at home to watch football games rather than pay the crazy prices for tickets and concessions. Hard to beat the at-home experience what with HD television and plentiful pussy to eat.

 

[Glennjamin]

Both Ford bro's are tools and should be shown the door asap. Sad when our city has become a running joke around the world.

 

[BoMac]

And now the team has issued a statement in response:

It's well-known that the Mayor is a big fan and supporter of the game of football. The Toronto Argonauts organization is not in a position to comment on the manner of dress of public officials.The situation with respect to the Mayor and his leadership is unseemly at best. These latest remarks, while wearing our team's jersey, are particularly disappointing given our organization's work in the community to help youth deal with issues of bullying prevention. We hope for the benefit of the wonderful citizens of Toronto and this great city that this situation is resolved expeditiously.

 

[Glennjamin]

And now the team has issued a statement in response:

Are U serious...?

 

[BoMac]

Standby for another Rob Ford statement. I'm watching the live feed here:

http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/201...s_what_action_to_take_against_the_mayor.html#

 

[Pearl]

Both Ford bro's are tools and should be shown the door asap. Sad when our city has become a running joke around the world.

Hey, at least it's not your country's government risking the whole global economy over polarizing bickering

 

[bono_212]

And now the team has issued a statement in response:

Wait what does this have to do with bullying?

 

[BoMac]

I have no idea.

 

[PhilsFan]

Probably the shit he pulled trying to intimidate that one councilor the other day.

 

[corianderstem]

Oh, and the last thing was Olivia Gondek. It says I wanted to eat her pussy and I have never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I'm happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home. Thank you very much.".

HOLY FUCKING SHlT.

 

[bono_212]

Probably the shit he pulled trying to intimidate that one councilor the other day.

Oh, you're probably right, that makes sense.

 

[BoMac]

Rob Ford's Explicit Language Gets STUNNED Reaction From Reporter Katie Simpson

 

[bono_212]

 

[Jive Turkey]

"I've got more than enough to eat at home, thank you very much" might be my favorite public statement ever made. I've literally been laughing about it all day

 

[BoMac]

He's like a giant man-child leading North America's third largest city.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I'v gone past the laughing and am now on the crying

 

[bono_212]

But milk mustache, ELFA!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

The fact that he's holding it with two hands makes me laugh more

 

[BoMac]

There was a report today that Charlie Sheen said that Ford should resign and he offered to help him navigate through the rehab process. That, of course, was false, and others should have realized this because the original report came from a satirical website.

Nevertheless, Sheen *just* tweeted this:

dear Mayor Rob Ford,
the only truth or correct reporting in today's
repulsive story regarding
my alleged comments about you,
is the accurate spelling of your great city.
your personal life is and never would be,
any of my business.
I'm sorry for any grief this may have caused.
if I can be of any assistance
in any capacity in this
media cesspool,
please accept the noble offer of my steady
hand and compassionate heart.
respectfully,
charlie sheen.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Maybe the two of them can run Toronto together!

 

[bono_212]

If there's anyone you would want in your corner of the ring, it's definitely Charlie Sheen.

 

[U2DMfan]

You couldn't make this shit up.

Gold Jerry, gold.

 

[corianderstem]

Ad choices:

U2
U2 360 Tour
Scandal
Crack Addiction

 

[BoMac]

This is legitimately how Spirit Airlines is advertising their seat sale:

http://www.spirit.com/Default.aspx

 

[bono_212]

Ad choices:

U2
U2 360 Tour
Scandal
Crack Addiction

My ad search isn't afraid to name names, mine is "U2, U2 360 Tour, Scandal, Rob Ford"

 

[LemonMelon]

He's like a giant man-child leading North America's third largest city.

He vacillates so quickly between drunken sleazeball and Kevin from The Office.

 

[corianderstem]

In This Email: We're Not Smoking Crack

Wow.

 

[bono_212]

With prices that low, you'd think they'd have to be.

 

[Pearl]

This thread, and all the updates in it, has truly made my day.

I'd like to call this mayor a train wreck, but everything related to this is too damn funny to apply that term to him!

 

[anitram]

If you're really looking for good laughs, I highly recommend this:

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