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Old 04-06-2010, 09:57 AM   #1
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Let's Destroy A Myth About Obama.

we, the american people, have been sold a bill of goods about our president, mr. barack obama.

we have been led to believe that mr. obama is an active, athletic president... a good basketball player to boot.

this, my friends, is nothing more than a lie. mr. obama is nothing more than a chain smoking dweebizoid who sucked at sports his entire life, but now gets to act like he's joe sports because he's the president, and really, who's gonna tell him he's wrong?

i present exhibits A, B and C.







he throws a baseball as if he's flinging poop from his hand, and his form shooting a basketball is simply atrocious. note how CBS only shows the ones he makes, and on the shots where all you see is his horrific form, you don't see the shot it's self, but you do hear the distinct sound of a ball smacking against the backboard in the distance.

fact is obama is a knock kneed dork who can't even reach home plate.

then again, it could be worse...





DISCLAIMER: there is no valid political argument involved in this thread whatsoever, and honestly, there really isn't any point other than poking a little fun. so liberals who are offended easily or conservatives who think this shows that he's a commie bastard, please take your drivel elsewhere.
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Bush played in Belfast?

fuk I missed that one! LOL!
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dweebizoid who sucked at sports his entire life,
That's a perfectly awesome reason to dig Obama. There are many of us fellow dweebazoids who suck at sports.


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ah HA!!!!




i wish i had gotten a chance to go to this Cominsky Park.
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Always playing both sides of the aisle...
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So what if Bush can't shoot hoops? He's got the presidential sports hall of fame moment for all time under his belt. He threw a perfect strike, from full length, at Yankee Stadium, right after September 11. That goes a very long way.

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Let's try that again...

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you are tip toeing very close to the disclaimer line there, sir.
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I always wondered if they practiced for this kind of stuff. Guess not.
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you are tip toeing very close to the disclaimer line there, sir.
No fan of George W here, but I must give credit where credit is due. Plus, Obama has big ears.
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FYM political thread of the year.
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It's really really REALLY sad that it irks me that he dodged the "favorite White Sox" question.

Bush's best athletic moment:



You can't teach that.
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