Jeans Are Destroying Society

[elevated_u2_fan]

jotrts? Are those like cutoffs?

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Bruce Springsteen is why jeans were invented

He can continue to destroy society for as long as possible. I heartily approve.

 

[Irvine511]

jorts? Are those like cutoffs?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

ohh, those, yeah, that's not good for anybody...

 

[Liesje]

i mean, we're the country that invented jorts.

lol, I love the urban dictionary entry "Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like."

 

[BluRmGrl]

Well, they can have my jeans when they pry them from my cold, dead, fat ass.


I will admit, though, I agree that there's a large section of the population who either refuse or are incapable of dressing appropriately for whatever activity/function they're participating in. I mean, I don't look like Grace Kelly every time I walk out the door myself, but I do have enough pride (vanity???) that even when I'm just making a quick trip to the local mega-mart or grocery store I put on respectable 'outside' clothes and shoes... Unlike a woman I saw while grocery shopping this weekend, standing in the middle of store - in pajamas and slippers. I've seen people out in t-shirts & pj pants (annoying!) & I've seen people out in slippers, but this woman was dressed top to bottom for going to bed. Not for going out. Seriously - if you don't feel well enough/inspired enough/energized enough to not even change from your pjs & fuzzy slippers??? Do us all a favor & stay in - really.

 

[Liesje]

LOL people probably look at me that way since I often run errands before/after training or grooming dogs. I was at the grocery store once and ran into one of my highschool teachers I haven't seen since then. He was like "oh you're a nurse now!" b/c I was wearing blue scrubs, crocs, and had my hair all pinned up. But I had just been next door at the pet store using the grooming station to bathe and blow dry dogs, NOT something you wear normal clothes for since you will get covered in shampoo and dog hair. Sometimes I'm in the store in my 16" high muck boots (that may be covered with muck), training jacket, and utility gloves.

One of my training clubs is out in a farm town and I always feel like I fit in better there. I stop at Subway everytime and the vast majority of the other customers are wearing entirely Carhartt and also covered in muck of various smells and consistencies. I'm the one that's getting looked at b/c I actually have makeup on and my hands are clean.

 

[Cin]

^ work clothes are fine. When someone has obviously made no effort whatsoever that it bothers me.

I would of said uggs, mini-skirts and fake tan being worn in December are what's destroying society...

Gals in my town usually have a hint of arse crack as well, just to add that extra special touch of class.

 

[Liesje]

I feel like one of these days Stacy and Clinton are going to jump out from behind the counter. But I would disown my wardrobe for $5000 in a heartbeat! (minus my outdoor and training gear)

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Can I get her phone number?

 

[lynnok]

I'd rather see jeans than people outside in PJ pants and slippers.

 

[corianderstem]

My jeans are destroying society with their sheer awesomeness.

 

[deep]

people outside in PJ pants and slippers.

that used to bug me
now, i just throw things at them

 

[BVS]

Clothes destroyed society.

Think back to the Adam and Eve days...

 

[anitram]

that used to bug me
now, i just throw things at them

So that was YOU when I was walking to my constitutional law class 3 years ago??

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I just want everyone to know that I'm back in the cutoffs again:

 

[BluRmGrl]

I feel like one of these days Stacy and Clinton are going to jump out from behind the counter. But I would disown my wardrobe for $5000 in a heartbeat! (minus my outdoor and training gear)

I fantasize about being ambushed by Stacy & Clinton (BTW , is he gay?? Nevermind - I don't care! ). Problem is, my friends & coworkers compliment my outfits all the time & since I drastically restyled my hair last month I've really done my own makeover... which means I don't think I'll be going to NYC with a $5k NationsBank card any time soon. Oh well - there are plenty of other women who need it MUCH worse than me.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i'll jean this guy's face.

that.. that's really all i got

 

[HyperU2]

These are

 

[Liesje]

^ I saw a guy get arrested b/c of pants like that. He was trying to outrun the cops and his pants fell down so he slowed down and then tripped trying to run across the road in front of our car.

 

[HyperU2]

I fully support them in that instance.