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Old 11-19-2014, 03:53 AM   #1
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Happy International Men's Day

In this world where women criticise men for every minor thing
Where feminists continuously tell us we're wrong and how there so perfect
Where the chase for 'equality' has now gone so far that men are starting to be oppressed
A world where a man can't even walk up to a woman on the street and tell her she looks hot

I for one am happy to have International Men's Day.

But it will be back to normal tomorrow and a woman will tell me off for holding the door open for her
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Old 11-19-2014, 04:00 AM   #2
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Old 11-19-2014, 04:04 AM   #3
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Old 11-19-2014, 04:07 AM   #5
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But it will be back to normal tomorrow and a woman will tell me off for holding the door open for her
This has never happened to me and probably never will, but if it did, I would be mildly irritated.
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Old 11-19-2014, 05:39 AM   #6
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It's so sexist to hold the door open just for women.
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And if U2 EVER did Hawkmoon live....and the version from the Lovetown Tour, my uterus would leave my body and fling itself at Bono - for realz.
Don't worry baby, it's gonna be all right. Uncertainty can be a guiding light...
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This has never happened to me and probably never will, but if it did, I would be mildly irritated.

 
to be perfectly honest I would be too. But I hope it doesn't take away from my post.
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is this like steak and BJ day?
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Old 11-19-2014, 09:01 AM   #10
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That's March 14.
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And if U2 EVER did Hawkmoon live....and the version from the Lovetown Tour, my uterus would leave my body and fling itself at Bono - for realz.
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All my life, I've been asking myself BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MENZ????????

Now I know. Thank god for this day. THIS IS ABOUT THE MENZ.
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This is alarming & scary stuff!


Beer contains female hormones!



Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.



( A ) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Oestrogens)

And that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

( B ) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.

( C ) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!
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Happy International Men's Day

If you're going to tell a sexist joke, at least try to find an original and/or funny one.
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Old 02-05-2015, 01:37 PM   #15
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Agreed, this thread was bumped for a joke that old?
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