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Old 10-09-2008, 08:39 PM   #1
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Global stock market crash in progress

Breaking...breaking hard...

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Old 10-09-2008, 08:56 PM   #2
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Old 10-09-2008, 08:58 PM   #3
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I've been working on my hunting and gathering skills as we head back to the stone age


Now I just need a cave and a cave man. Any takers? Just know that I'll be the dominant one with the club.
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:03 PM   #4
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I've been working on my hunting and gathering skills as we head back to the stone age


Now I just need a cave and a cave man. Any takers? Just know that I'll be the dominant one with the club.
Meh. I'm not really doing much this weekend. OK, count me in. But just so my friends don't get the wrong idea, can I at least pull you by the hair so it seems like I wear the...um...whatever it is cave men wore?
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The loin cloth? Sure.
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:05 PM   #6
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:19 PM   #7
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BULL MARKET -- random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET -- 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewellery, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

BROKER -- What my broker has made me.

STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a outhouse.

PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:25 PM   #9
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The world will get through this. Valuable lessons will be learned.
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:26 PM   #10
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Luckily, the cave I live in. Is payed for. No more Flintstones' mortgage. No Barney Rubble credit card debt. Just paying on the flintmobile.
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:38 PM   #11
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Perhaps a global summit is in order? All parties can absolve each others' debt, and we can start out anew?////
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:53 PM   #12
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but what i want to know is will my caveman be Christian Bale??? bale/loincloth=
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Old 10-09-2008, 11:31 PM   #13
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It's not man made. It's just a cyle. Jesus will get us through...

sound familiar?
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Old 10-09-2008, 11:42 PM   #14
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It's not man made. It's just a cyle. Jesus will get us through...

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Don't buy the first two, but the last one is pretty much what I'm counting on. . .
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Old 10-10-2008, 01:47 AM   #15
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Jesus sure is shorting like hell right now.
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