Global stock market crash in progress
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Lila64
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U2democrat
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I've been working on my hunting and gathering skills as we head back to the stone age 
Now I just need a cave and a cave man. Any takers? Just know that I'll be the dominant one with the club.
Now I just need a cave and a cave man. Any takers? Just know that I'll be the dominant one with the club.
BoMac
Self-righteous bullshitter
I've been working on my hunting and gathering skills as we head back to the stone age
Now I just need a cave and a cave man. Any takers? Just know that I'll be the dominant one with the club.
Meh. I'm not really doing much this weekend. OK, count me in. But just so my friends don't get the wrong idea, can I at least pull you by the hair so it seems like I wear the...um...whatever it is cave men wore?
U2democrat
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The loin cloth? Sure.
BoMac
Self-righteous bullshitter
OP
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financeguy
ONE love, blood, life
BULL MARKET -- random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -- 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewellery, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a outhouse.
PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.
BEAR MARKET -- 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewellery, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a outhouse.
PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.
Lila64
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Oh wait....
Moser
Refugee
The world will get through this. Valuable lessons will be learned.
A stor
Refugee
Luckily, the cave I live in. Is payed for. No more Flintstones' mortgage. No Barney Rubble credit card debt. Just paying on the flintmobile.
jay canseco
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Perhaps a global summit is in order? All parties can absolve each others' debt, and we can start out anew?////
U2Fanatic4ever
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but what i want to know is will my caveman be Christian Bale??? bale/loincloth=
BVS
Blue Crack Supplier
It's not man made. It's just a cyle. Jesus will get us through...
sound familiar?
sound familiar?
maycocksean
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
Don't buy the first two, but the last one is pretty much what I'm counting on. . .
Vincent Vega
Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS
Jesus sure is shorting like hell right now.
kingofsorrow
Refugee
damn worthless paper money
diamond
ONE love, blood, life
agreed, although i see a time of tribulation, trails and refinement before He steps in.
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kingofsorrow
Refugee
coolian2
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Jesus is as broke as the rest of us. He saves, but I think it was in a mutual fund.
Varitek
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The sky is falling.
We all know that after the table-tipping incident, he's pretty much anti-free market economy.
diamond
ONE love, blood, life
We all know that after the table-tipping incident, he's pretty much anti-free market economy.
no.
an anti corruption market.
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martha
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Didn't our ultra-intelligent President want to put our Social Security funds into the stock market?
diamond
ONE love, blood, life
Yes, before you guys corrupted it with Fannie Mae.
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elevated_u2_fan
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We need to start buying up commodities that we can use to barter in the place of money...
I'm stockpiling spices and water!
I'm stockpiling spices and water!
That's really all these overpriced pieces of paper have been worth for years now. It's beyond pathetic.
elevated_u2_fan
Blue Crack Supplier
hang them on the wall with pride... right next to your McDonalds Employee of the Month award...
No spoken words
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I guess I'm just lucky.
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