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Old 12-06-2009, 11:25 PM   #1
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Christ forcibly removed from courtroom



Jesus Christ dumped from jury - oddstuff | Stuff.co.nz

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Court officials say a US woman who changed her name to Jesus Christ didn't live up to it when she reported for jury duty.

The woman, previously named Dorothy Lola Killingworth, was sent to Judge Clyde Jones's courtroom in Birmingham, Alabama, for a criminal case.

Court officials told The Birmingham News that the 59-year-old was excused because she was disruptive and kept asking questions instead of answering them.

Efforts to reach Christ for comment were unsuccessful.

Court administrator Sandra Turner said people there were shocked when the woman insisted her name was Jesus Christ and some potential jurors laughed out loud when her name was called.

But Turner said unlike some Jefferson County residents, Christ didn't try to get out of jury duty and was "perfectly happy to serve."
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Old 12-06-2009, 11:48 PM   #2
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Would she have said "So help me me." when sworn in?
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I'm so happy I opened this thread, just for those connected gifs. It's beautiful.
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Oh, I thought this was about Tebow.
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Oh, I thought this was about Tebow.
Alabama besmirched his holy name!
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Old 12-07-2009, 04:07 AM   #6
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stuff.co.nz represent!
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Old 12-07-2009, 10:21 AM   #8
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I'm still wondering why a woman would change her name to Jesus? Since, obviously it is a man's name. Perhaps, some gender issues?
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I think anyone changing their name to Jesus Christ has more than just gender issues to deal with.
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Why not try the same fiction using other religious figures?
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Jesus? Or Hay-zoos?
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Jesus? Or Hay-zoos?


A brave post avoiding those other religious figures.


Gotta love that Rebel from Nazareth
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Gotta love that Rebel from Nazareth
apparently so.
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Anyone else weirded out by all the rebel talk in every thread? Its not normal behaviour
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Anyone else weirded out by all the rebel talk in every thread? Its not normal behaviour
I am.

I'm starting to wonder if Iron Horse is pretending to be a Christian just to aggravate people.
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