Australian 2016 Election Poll

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Choose your preferred candidate.

  • Animal Justice Party

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Australian Antipaeodphile Party

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Australian Christians

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Country Party

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Cyclists Party

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Defence Veterans Party

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Liberal Party

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Sex Party

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Family First

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Katter's Australia Party

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Liberal Democrats

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • #Sustainable Australia

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Nick Xenophon Team

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Rise Up Australia

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Secular Party

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Shooters, Fishers and Farmers Party

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Smokers Rights Party

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Socialist Alliance Party

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Socialist Equality Party

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Voluntary Euthanasia Party

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • VOTEFLUX.ORG | Upgrade Democracy!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Outdoor Recreation Party (Stop the Greens)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    10
Well of course I'm voting for Jamie McIntyre's 21st Century Party. He's got a PhD in RESULTS!
 
Hey Cobbler, you're missing the Australian Recreational Fishers Party, the Jacqui Lambie Network, the Glenn Lazarus Team, and Madigan's Manufacturing and Farming Party. You must have it in for cult of personality parties.

And I'm dead sure we have posters from Tasmania chomping at the bit to vote the Recreational Fishers into the Senate.
 
You too can buy all your anti-halal paraphernalia from the Jacqui Lambie Network!

MADE IN AUSTRALIA!

(from local and imported ingredients)

(imported from Indonesian suppliers who eat halal food)

(SHARIA LAW)
 
I'm reliably informed that they're the pimps' party, the bosses' party, and so in all good conscience I shall not be voting for them.
 
Agreed. All of Australia's problems can be solved by a bullet train in every city.
 
There's nothing on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car bullet train.
 
Who's the Most Trumpesque in this field?


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He's not running anymore because he embarrassed himself in his three years in the senate, and two of his party's senators got sick of him and started new parties.
 
He's not running anymore because he embarrassed himself in his three years in the senate, and two of his party's senators got sick of him and started new parties.

I'd say the Australian Liberty Alliance and One Nation are taking a fair number of cues from Trump though.

And let's not forget the party that didn't get its registration sorted in time, Love Australia Or Leave.

Yes, dear international readers, that's a real thing, with their logo an outline of Australia around the word "FULL".
 
Alrighty motherfuckers - Election Day.

Remember - you may think you're being funny drawing a dick on your ballot paper, but those dick votes go to the coalition. #dontbeadick on Election Day.


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No Arts Party on this poll? Only a man who likes sausage in bread would make such an egregious error.

People from the sciences may claim their degrees are more practical than majors in the arts, but the Science Party's policies are hilariously implausible while the Arts Party's are realistic and achievable.
 
Not quite 6 PMs in 6 years.

In 2007, John Howard lost to Kevin Rudd.

In 2010, Kevin Rudd's own party replaced him with Julia Gillard.

In 2013, Julia Gillard's own party replaced her with... Kevin Rudd.

Later in 2013, Kevin Rudd lost to Tony Abbott.

In 2015, Tony Abbott's own party replaced him with Malcolm Turnbull.

And now in 2016, if the electorate has any sense, Malcolm Turnbull will lose to Bill Shorten. Polls close in less than an hour and it will be close.
 
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