Ask bizarro BVS...

[Irvine511]

That's an easy one, Patriots...

Jesus is a patriotic man, plus he's not a fan of anything New York.

does he like The People's Republic of Cambridge and all of it's intellectuals and book learnin' types (and by book i don't mean The Bible)?

 

[BVS]

does he like The People's Republic of Cambridge and all of it's intellectuals and book learnin' types (and by book i don't mean The Bible)?

You mean those book learnin types that think we used to be monkeys? They're all blasphemes.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Although he is a good looking guy(that's the only thing we have in common except U2), but as soon as he opens his mouth he's worthless.

Unless he's attending BJU.

closing minds and opening mouths...

Should wide stances in public lavatories be outlawed, encouraged, or given an economic stimulus package?

 

[redhotswami]

Unless he's attending BJU.

closing minds and opening mouths...

if that was intentional juxtaposition then you get a gold star!

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

What will diamond do if Mitt Romney loses?

 

[BVS]

Unless he's attending BJU.

closing minds and opening mouths...

Should wide stances in public lavatories be outlawed, encouraged, or given an economic stimulus package?

Economic stimulus.

 

[BVS]

What will diamond do if Mitt Romney loses?

Since he's a real man, he won't cry.

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

What will diamond do if Hillary wins?

 

[BVS]

What will diamond do if Hillary wins?

FYM will quadruple it's picture content and the use of the word 'witch' will increase weekly.

 

[phillyfan26]

Don't forget shrew.

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

What do you admire most about Rush Limbaugh?

 

[BVS]

Rush is a man of integrity. He's not afraid to speak the truth.

He's the only man in the media brave enough to tell his audience that we have satellite footage of WMDs in Iraq.

 

[BVS]

Have I told you folks lately how excited I am for America...

16 years of Republican lead... Palin 4 Prez 2016

 

[purpleoscar]

Well first and foremost baby killing needs to be illegal, we will all face judgement for allowing such an abomination.

Marriage is man + woman. That's it. Not man + man, woman + woman, or man + dog.

We need the 10 commandments back in our courthouses, we need Christ back in Christmas, and Christmas needs to be allowed to be celebrated, not this "happy holidays" crap.

This would be a good start.

The scary thing is that some of this is not so bad.

 

[BVS]

The scary thing is that some of this is not so bad.

Of course it isn't, that's because you are a man of good ole American values. You may not live here, but I can tell you love America.

Welcome to little San Francisco, we need more folks like you... We're surrounded by a bunch of American hating socialist in here, but with your help we can fight the good fight.

 

[phillyfan26]

True, celebrating Christmas should be OK again and men should not marry dogs.

 

[VintagePunk]

lol, Hard to believe almost a year has gone by since this thread was started...

 

[purpleoscar]

Of course it isn't, that's because you are a man of good ole American values. You may not live here, but I can tell you love America.

Welcome to little San Francisco, we need more folks like you... We're surrounded by a bunch of American hating socialist in here, but with your help we can fight the good fight.

I love America. Especially U.S. television programming.

I love southern comfort too.

The salt of the earth. I got to move there. Oh wait I already live in Alberta.