An Obsessed Narrow View...

[AEON]

Hah! I was about to post that the only thing this guy is good at is poorly ripping off other artist's styles. I thought poor man's Monet the second I saw that one. Throw in a loving spoonful of Bob Ross and we have a winner

However, I must confess - I do like Civil War paintings that rip off Pre-Raphaelites...

 

[coolian2]

Hah, the hardest guy to see in the whole painting is the one Indian.

From an artistic view, it's terribly boring and (lol) conservative. I skimmed through the gallery, his landscapes are a marginal improvement.

McNaughton Fine Art
This is the best one, as the moose looks really suspicious.

there's a moose in there?

 

[Jive Turkey]

Its right next to the three happy little trees on the right hand side

 

[coolian2]

oh, so there is. yeah, he's up to no good. probably one of those well educated liberal moose.

 

[martha]

Shoot it from a helicopter!!!!

 

[maycocksean]

There's a FOURTH book??

Oh yes. That's where they finally get it on. . .

That's a tl;dr, but did the article mention how Edward eats Bella's uterus?

I'm pretty sure I don't remember this happening. . .

 

[The Sad Punk]

oh, so there is. yeah, he's up to no good. probably one of those well educated liberal moose.

Yeah, look how smug he is.

 

[Kieran McConville]

 

[coolian2]

Yeah, look how smug he is.

it's un-american is what it is.

 

[martha]

Oh yes. That's where they finally get it on. . .

Maybe that's the one I'll consider reading.

 

[maycocksean]

Maybe that's the one I'll consider reading.

Eh. . .I actually felt it was a bit unrealistic. It was this huge, mindblowing, event (which she didn't actually describe. . .the curtain was modestly pulled so to speak right when things got hot, but afterwards, Bella describes it quite rhapsodically) and I just felt that was a bit misleading. The first time isn't usually "that" good--it take's practice to get to that level.

Or maybe that's just me. . .

yikes. TMI. Sorry about that. . .

 

[maycocksean]

As Superman used to say:

What the. . .?

 

[martha]

(which she didn't actually describe. . .the curtain was modestly pulled so to speak right when things got hot,

pfffft. Never mind then.

 

[Jive Turkey]

Eh. . .I actually felt it was a bit unrealistic.

So the book about vampires and werewolves was unrealistic then?

 

[maycocksean]

So the book about vampires and werewolves was unrealistic then?

Oh, no that part was TOTALLY believable!

 

[BonosSaint]

I like the bloody picture better.

 

[Angela Harlem]

that's awesome, kieran. very awesome.

 

[Kieran McConville]

thank melon for the picture, guys. He painted it on Thursday night in inspiration from this thread. Stayed up all night.

 

[Jive Turkey]

the power of Cthulhu compels you

 

[Angela Harlem]

thank melon for the picture, guys. He painted it on Thursday night in inspiration from this thread. Stayed up all night.

I admire a man who burns the midnight oil for a good cause.

 

[BGD75]

This painting is like a high-school clique: all 'good' guys on the left and all the 'bad' guys on the right.