Aged 13: "I thought it would be good to have a baby"

[LemonMelon]

It's okay as long as we educate them first. I have drawings and condoms to distribute.

Don't forget these:

 

[MadForIt]

Real dutch commentary

for the best goal ever

YouTube - Dennis Bergkamp WK98

 

[Dalton]

Oasis kid have you stopped to consider that England has a plethora of knives because most of your citizens don't have enough teeth to chew their food? Did the Labour Party fuck up the dental system?

 

[LMP]

Real dutch commentary

for the best goal ever

YouTube - Dennis Bergkamp WK98

What the hell is going on, and why is The Verve playing in the background?

THIS IS MADNESS.

 

[corianderstem]

Don't forget these:

Yes, you are correct. Those are far more effective at preventing unwanted pregnancies.

They just lead to fake yawning, glancing at watches, and utterings of "... gosh, is that the time? I have to go."

 

[No spoken words]

Real dutch commentary

for the best goal ever

YouTube - Dennis Bergkamp WK98

Who scored, I couldn't tell.....

 

[LemonMelon]

Oasis kid have you stopped to consider that England has a plethora of knives because most of your citizens don't have enough teeth to chew their food? Did the Labour Party fuck up the dental system?

KNIFE CRIME increased 450% in 2003, the very same year that Hail To The Thief was released. Coincidence? I think not.

 

[Irvine511]

wow, and it's even scored to The Verve.

the parody writes itself.

 

[Dalton]

Real dutch commentary

for the best goal ever

YouTube - Dennis Bergkamp WK98

No wonder this kid's a tool. He's probably an Arsenal fan.


YouTube - Ryan Giggs v Arsenal (FA Cup Semi-Final Replay 1999)

 

[Irvine511]

i think i'm going to put on a highlight reel of some of baseball's best moments and play "pink houses" in the background.

because that's about the same thing.

 

[MadForIt]

Giggs what a goal
i was there!

 

[phillyfan26]

Who scored, I couldn't tell.....

If ONLY America had that kind of broadcasting:

"Here comes the pitch ... THERE'S RYAN HOWARD! THERE'S HOWARD! THERE'S HOWARD! THERE'S HOWARD! THERE'S HOWARD! THERE'S HOWARD! THERE'S HOWARD! THERE'S HOWARD! THERE'S HOWARD! THERE'S HOWARD! THERE'S HOWARD! THERE'S HOWARD!"

 

[MadForIt]

The usa must have a high teenage pregnancy rate

kids have no interesting sports to play/watch so i guess they end up being parents

LemonMelon is already expecting his 3rd

 

[LemonMelon]

LemonMelon is already expecting his 3rd

I actually get laid in your version of America? Where is this magical place?

 

[phillyfan26]

The usa must have a high teenage pregnancy rate

kids have no interesting sports to play/watch so i guess they end up being parents

LemonMelon is already expecting his 3rd

Yes, 100 million people watching the Super Bowl (championship of superbowl) is just a drop in the fucking bucket compared to ... well, whatever that Giggs guy won.

 

[No spoken words]

YouTube - The Shot Heard 'Round The World

The Giants win the pennant.

 

[phillyfan26]

I actually get laid in your version of America? Where is this magical place?

Boy or girl? Either way, name it Chrissy Martin Traviud.

 

[Dalton]

The usa must have a high teenage pregnancy rate

kids have no interesting sports to play/watch so i guess they end up being parents

LemonMelon is already expecting his 3rd

Come on man, you've got to do better than that. You're getting an unusual amount of attention for a poster that isn't very funny, but you can't expect that to continue.

Step your game up.

 

[MadForIt]

thats because you would burn to many calories to change the channel

The FA Cup is more meaningful than the superbowl

 

[Dalton]

Yes, 100 million people watching the Super Bowl (championship of superbowl) is just a drop in the fucking bucket compared to ... well, whatever that Giggs guy won.

To be fair that FA Cup game was one of the most epic sporting events I've ever seen.

 

[LMP]

thats because you would burn to many calories to change the channel

The FA Cup is more meaningful than the superbowl

How many degrees do you have again?

 

[Dalton]

thats because you would burn to many calories to change the channel

The FA Cup is more meaningful than the superbowl

No.

 

[MadForIt]

cricket is the 2nd best sport in the world

wipes the floor with any usa sport

 

[Dalton]

How many degrees do you have again?

There is NO WAY this poster has gone to college. Education teaches people how to argue and think. I see no evidence of either in his/her posts.

 

[phillyfan26]

To be fair that FA Cup game was one of the most epic sporting events I've ever seen.

There was a Bon Jovi track I liked once.

 

[phillyfan26]

There is NO WAY this poster has gone to college. Education teaches people how to argue and think. I see no evidence of either in his/her posts.

That's in American colleges, Dalton. Who knows what goes on over there.

 

[MadForIt]

There is NO WAY this poster has gone to college. Education teaches people how to argue and think. I see no evidence of either in his/her posts.

its called University in the UK

 

[LMP]

There is NO WAY this poster has gone to college. Education teaches people how to argue and think. I see no evidence of either in his/her posts.

If anything, he's a poster child for the failing Labor education system. Soon enough, he'll be banging teenagers.

 

[LemonMelon]

thats because you would burn to many calories to change the channel

The FA Cup is more meaningful than the superbowl

Sure, but our American commercials are far superior.

 

[LMP]

its called University in the UK

Its called that, really? Who owns University, exactly? Do these people also abhor superbowling?