Aged 13: "I thought it would be good to have a baby"

[Dalton]

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For people who's opinions are not taken seriously in the real world.

 

[Irvine511]

let's look at the bright side.

at least this little kid had sex with the proper gender!

what with all the MTV and the diet sodas that the kids like these days, we should be happy when they get something right.

 

[phillyfan26]

I have a cousin who had a kid when he was a teenager. Maybe it's because he won a championship in Superbowl.

 

[MadForIt]

American Football
Baseball
These both suck

basketball - ok at times
Ice Hockey - not bad to watch

But you guys need to embrace proper football

 

[LemonMelon]

I have a cousin who had a kid when he was a teenager. Maybe it's because he won a championship in Superbowl.

Did he listen to hip-hop and visit England just to see the Queen?

 

[Dalton]

American Football
Baseball
These both suck

With your lack of proper dental care, don't you prefer things that can be sucked?

 

[corianderstem]

But you guys need to embrace proper football

Sports known for hooliganism + country with guns = bad idea

 

[LemonMelon]

Sports known for hooliganism + country with guns knives = bad idea

.

 

[A_Wanderer]

let's look at the bright side.

at least this little kid had sex with the proper gender!

what with all the MTV and the diet sodas that the kids like these days, we should be happy when they get something right.

Zzzzap, zzzzap

 

[LemonMelon]

Zzzzap, zzzzap

No cactus candy for you.



OK...just a teensy piece.

 

[corianderstem]

Sports known for hooliganism + country with guns nuclear weapons = bad idea.

 

[corianderstem]

Zzzzap, zzzzap

I recognize a Simpsons reference even without the visual.

 

[Dalton]

 

[A_Wanderer]

I saw that movie.

 

[phillyfan26]

American Football
Baseball
These both suck

basketball - ok at times
Ice Hockey - not bad to watch

But you guys need to embrace proper football

If the fans drunkenly insulting each other is more entertaining than the sport itself ... it's probably not the greatest sport.

 

[Irvine511]

if there was a law, it would be against it.

 

[MadForIt]

I've listened to american commentary on football and its hilarious
they make all these new names for the positions lol

 

[corianderstem]

they make all these new names for the positions

Reverse cowgirl?

 

[LemonMelon]

If the fans drunkenly insulting each other is more entertaining than the sport itself ... it's probably not the greatest sport.

GFY.

YouTube - The Simpsons, soccer comentary

 

[LMP]

If the fans drunkenly insulting each other is more entertaining than the sport itself ... it's probably not the greatest sport.

But it's all about having a bloody good time with all of your mates. It's my favourite thing in the whole world.

Well that and listening to the Bay City Rollers.

 

[MadForIt]

Football is the greatest sport in the world
Yes many fans are idiots but i've never seen any problems in the games i've been too

If you think the UK is bad for hooliganism then you have seen nothing

Italy, Russia and Turkey are known for having violence at games - those are the crazy fans

 

[No spoken words]

Proper football has TIES!

 

[Dalton]

Reverse cowgirl?

Stop it. We don't want the teenagers to find out about this.

 

[Irvine511]

If the fans drunkenly insulting each other is more entertaining than the sport itself ... it's probably not the greatest sport.

truly, the rest of the world embraces British football fans with open arms and hearts whenever there's a EuroCup or World Cup to be decided.

 

[LemonMelon]

Proper football has TIES!

And Michael J. Fox?

 

[phillyfan26]

YouTube - Bill Hicks - Hooligans

For Oasis Kid:

DUSTBIN CRIME??

 

[No spoken words]

SNL had a great skit years ago called "Scottish Soccer Hooligan Weekly". Mike Myers hosted. I mean, the violence at football matches only goes on in Turkey or Russia, but still.

 

[Irvine511]

Stop it. We don't want the teenagers to find out about this.

reverse cowBOY.

 

[LMP]

I thought it was futbol.

 

[corianderstem]

Stop it. We don't want the teenagers to find out about this.

It's okay as long as we educate them first. I have drawings and condoms to distribute.