Aged 13: "I thought it would be good to have a baby"

[MooMoo!]

Is Alfies mother Nicola seriously 43? Jesus Christ. Hard life much??

 

[MadForIt]

Fast Forward 12 years.....

Alfie and Chantelle's kid

 

[Angela Harlem]

I'd rather see them starve than receive taxpayers handouts

and the baby would be happy and healthy with foster parents

This is ridiculous now.

 

[Screwtape2]

By 15 people should have developed common sense
I blame both her and parents who are just happy to cash in on this story now

Interesting. Now tell me, how does one gain "common sense" on the topic? Do we all naturally know where to find and how to use protection? Do we know when it is normal to start having sex? Without education everyone just knows these things and has the correct information?

It almost sounds like the biggest problem you have with this girl is that she got pregnant. You said, "Any girl who has a kid under the age of 16 is a slut - even if it was their first boyfriend." If someone is properly educated they most likely won't get pregnant through use of protection. It ends up being, according to your definition, that a properly educated version of this girl isn't a slut but an uneducated and failed by others version of this girl is. That's pretty ridiculous that the girl who wasn't helped is the one you degrade.

 

[Dalton]

Personally, I try to fight the ills of society with


RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION!

 

[corianderstem]

How's that working out for you?

 

[Dalton]

How's that working out for you?

Nothing gets any better, but my horse keeps getting taller.

 

[corianderstem]

That looks like that one freaky alien at the end of Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

 

[Dalton]

That looks like that one freaky alien at the end of Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

Only because your parents didn't educate you well or instill good morals.

 

[No spoken words]

That looks like that one freaky alien at the end of Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

Slut

 

[corianderstem]

Hey, wanna see my knives?

 

[Irvine511]

Hey, wanna see my knives?

knife slut.

 

[MadForIt]

The UK will soon be a 2nd world country as long as Labour are in charge

I'd go to Aus or NZ any day

USA - no way

 

[corianderstem]

You can't get a good look at them from so far away. Come closer.

No, closer ...

 

[MadForIt]

Hey, wanna see my knives?

BBC NEWS | England | Merseyside | 'Brutal' attack on stab death man

 

[corianderstem]

USA - no way

You'll never know if the tears I'm crying right now are those of relief or sorrow.

 

[No spoken words]

BBC NEWS | England | Merseyside | 'Brutal' attack on stab death man

Is "attack on stab death man" some sort of British colloquialism that I cannot even begin to understand, or perhaps just fucked up grammar?

Move to the USA, MFI, we have stabbings all the time; you'll become numb to it all.

 

[Irvine511]

USA - no way

probably a good idea. we saw straight through Oasis right after the release of Be Here Now and promptly stopped paying any attention to them.

 

[corianderstem]

Stab Death Man ... is that like Burning Man?

 

[Angela Harlem]

The UK will soon be a 2nd world country as long as Labour are in charge

I'd go to Aus or NZ any day

USA - no way

sorry buddy, but aus and nz have 15 year old mums, too. and ignorant kids. and enough poms, thanks anyway.

oh, and aus has an uber "liberal" PM now. you shoulda come here 10 years ago. you missed out on one heck of a party.

 

[MadForIt]

The fact that you lot have guns is a big turn off
That any idiot can claim that some document from 1787 entitles them to have a gun is rediculous
And then the USA has the nerve to preach peace upon the world lol

You guys are the ones we can look down on, for now at least. But we are heading your way

 

[No spoken words]

The fact that you lot have guns is a big turn off
That any idiot can claim that some document from 1787 entitles them to have a gun is rediculous
And then the USA has the nerve to preach peace upon the world lol

You guys are the ones we can look down on, for now at least. But we are heading your way

But we know how to spell "ridiculous", so at least grant us that, ok?

 

[A_Wanderer]

Sorry, we have an uber liberal PM?

One that stands against gay marriage, rachets up taxation on alcohol, and mandates internet censorship!

I don't see how this government is particularly more progressive than the last one.

 

[MadForIt]

Here are a few more stories of the UK

BBC NEWS | England | West Yorkshire | City shooting 'could be linked'

BBC NEWS | England | Hereford/Worcs | Man died from stab wound to chest

BBC NEWS | England | London | Third charge over street stabbing

BBC NEWS | England | West Midlands | Man charged over pub stab murder

BBC NEWS | England | Cumbria | Two arrests over double stabbing

BBC NEWS | Scotland | Glasgow, Lanarkshire and West | Teenager admits racist stabbing

 

[Angela Harlem]

But we know how to spell "ridiculous", so at least grant us that, ok?

hey now, don't be nasty. a lot of people spell it that way nowadays.

 

[Dalton]

The fact that you lot have guns is a big turn off
That any idiot can claim that some document from 1787 entitles them to have a gun is rediculous
And then the USA has the nerve to preach peace upon the world lol

You guys are the ones we can look down on, for now at least. But we are heading your way

You might want to reconsider your stance on America. The Republican party is always on the lookout for more pompous douchebags. So, you'd at least have a career if you came.

 

[Irvine511]

The fact that you lot have guns is a big turn off
That any idiot can claim that some document from 1787 entitles them to have a gun is rediculous
And then the USA has the nerve to preach peace upon the world lol

You guys are the ones we can look down on, for now at least. But we are heading your way

you totally lost the war, kiddo.

GET OVER IT.

and as for WW2: you're welcome.

/pwn

 

[indra]

hey now, don't be nasty. a lot of people spell it that way nowadays.

I blame the parents.

 

[No spoken words]

hey now, don't be nasty. a lot of people spell it that way nowadays.

And a lot of people commit KNIFE CRIME so it's just one big circle.

 

[MadForIt]

But we know how to spell "ridiculous", so at least grant us that, ok?