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Old 11-08-2010, 03:35 PM   #46
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So using logic, one would surmise that eating Happy Meals will make one immortal. Right?
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Old 11-08-2010, 03:38 PM   #47
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So using logic, one would surmise that eating Happy Meals will make one immortal. Right?
you just blew my mind.
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So using logic, one would surmise that eating Happy Meals will make one immortal. Right?
The immortal qualities of the Happy Meal food are offset by the life-ending lead and cadmium that you get in the toys.
So, avoid playing with the Happy Meal toys and your logic is sound.



(You're not going to avoid the toys, are you? )
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Old 11-12-2010, 12:59 PM   #49
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This story has been completely debunked using, wait for it, good scientific methods. Click on the link below. Basically the conclusion is that a homemade burger of the same size and shape dried out in the same way and did not decompose either. Its a really interesting article.

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http...s.html&h=8a285
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