After 180 days, Little Timmy's Happy Meal refused to rot

[dazzledbylight]

BTW---people on long boat rides were smart enough to soak the meat in water to draw a lot of the salt out before eating it--apparently McDonald's (and modern America) is not.

lmao:

the original post was funny enuff!

But this? Thanks for guffaws, kw1 !!!

 

[cobl04]

don't they have to add salt to the cheeseburgers to even out the sugar so it's not listed as a dessert or some shit?

 

[Galeongirl]

I just read something revolting in the paper today, and thought of this thread.

Apparently Burger King in NYC has a new burger: The Pizza burger. It consists of a nearly 10 inch piece of bread with four hamburgers on it, then slices of pepperoni, marinara sauce, cheese and pesto sauce. It has a grand total of 2000!!! Calories in it, which is the advised daily amount for an adult female. And it also had about 140 grams of fat in it.

It disturbs me that people make this shit. It disturbs me even more that there are people who will buy and eat this.

ETA: Oh, it got even MORE calories and fat than our paper said!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...burger-2-500-calorie-answer-away-dilemma.html

 

[A stor]

Thank you for the info. This female won't be eating that.

 

[A stor]

Yeah, it's kind of sobering to think about continuing to eat something that a bug won't.

I think so too. Insects will eat organic food sources. Thanks for sharing.

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

I just read something revolting in the paper today, and thought of this thread.

Apparently Burger King in NYC has a new burger: The Pizza burger. It consists of a nearly 10 inch piece of bread with four hamburgers on it, then slices of pepperoni, marinara sauce, cheese and pesto sauce. It has a grand total of 2000!!! Calories in it, which is the advised daily amount for an adult female. And it also had about 140 grams of fat in it.

It disturbs me that people make this shit. It disturbs me even more that there are people who will buy and eat this.

ETA: Oh, it got even MORE calories and fat than our paper said!
Burger King pizza-burger: 2,500 calorie answer to take-away dilemma | Mail Online

Good god. Seriously, who comes up with this stuff? And why?

Ew times infinity, indeed . Four hamburgers????

Angela

 

[cobl04]

i doubt i could eat that in one go even if i was hungry, but it would go along way to helping me reach my daily calorie intake

 

[Galeongirl]

Well I'm not sure you would want those calories mate, that won't give you any muscles. Only a huge beer belly and clogged arteries.

 

[kramwest1]

Well I'm not sure you would want those calories mate, that won't give you any muscles. Only a huge beer belly and clogged arteries.

I think there are fewer calories in like 4-5 slices of actual pizza.

 

[Canadiens1131]

Little Timmy's Happy Meal Fact Check

Turns out this was mostly hysteria.

The Burger Lab: Revisiting the Myth of The 12-Year Old McDonald's Burger That Just Won't Rot (Testing Results!) | A Hamburger Today

 

[A stor]

I still can't eat the fast food stuff. Maybe it is just me or my own dietary needs. But, the last time I ate a fast food burger. About a year ago, it made me sick. I was up all night.

I do much better with a bland diet and home cooked foods. I have eaten that way since childhood. Must be the Irish influence. Since, that is where my family came from.

BTW...I make a good Irish stew! It's not hard, it just takes time.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

awesome. i wondered if it would happen to any burger.

 

[A stor]

awesome. i wondered if it would happen to any burger.

I don't know. I only eat turkey burgers. But, the ones of beef that I make at home and for my husband are from the leanest ground beef. He says they don't give him any heartburn or stomach indegestion. I always cook them in water. I don't add any fats or oils.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

the person said they used homemade burgers too so i dunno. turkey burgers would be a whole different thing though.

 

[A stor]

Hopefully, they are healthier. I eat them once per week. I am becoming more aware about what is in my food. Thanks to everyone posting here.

 

[UberBeaver]

So using logic, one would surmise that eating Happy Meals will make one immortal. Right?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

So using logic, one would surmise that eating Happy Meals will make one immortal. Right?

you just blew my mind.

 

[kramwest1]

So using logic, one would surmise that eating Happy Meals will make one immortal. Right?

The immortal qualities of the Happy Meal food are offset by the life-ending lead and cadmium that you get in the toys.
So, avoid playing with the Happy Meal toys and your logic is sound.



(You're not going to avoid the toys, are you? )

 

[whiteflag]

This story has been completely debunked using, wait for it, good scientific methods. Click on the link below. Basically the conclusion is that a homemade burger of the same size and shape dried out in the same way and did not decompose either. Its a really interesting article.

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=htt...-year-old-burger-testing-results.html&h=8a285