Wow. This must be what it's like when Dan Brown visits the Vatican.
I'll resist urge to meet snark with snark and just explain why I posted the thread. Believe it or not, I was trying to be helpful. Over the last week, I've run into so many people - online and afk - who were mortified by their first listen of SOI. Many of these folks are big U2 fans. I found the first part of the album pleasant but trite and nothing close to the quality I've come to expect from U2. It was only when I started listening to "side B" exclusively, untainted by the first half of the album, that it hit me how amazing those songs are.
In other words, the second half of the album restored my faith in U2. When I suggest that someone who feels discouraged after their first listen of SOI (and I've met a lot) just listen to the second half, 90% of the time they end up feeling much better about the album and the band. I thought there might be folks here having the same experience. Maybe I was wrong.
As for my choice of "real" as a synonym for "great" or "the standard I've come to expect," holy cow, I'm sorry. No idea it would get so many tails in knots. Of course, everything the guys do is "real" U2, but I'm allowed to be disappointed sometimes. God knows I've spent enough time and money on U2 to earn that right (oh, wait, but I guess I haven't posted here enough, so never mind
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So, good intentions, really.
But Sean Connery is the real James Bond. Duh.