Ruin a U2 Lyric: The Blackout Game

[Registered Dude]

Winner is s/he who best ruins a song, with Bono's new name drop technique

I'll go first:
The moon is up, and over one tree hill, Jill


How long, how long must we sing this song, Juan


And I can't be holding on to what you got, when all you got is hurt, Bert


I will follow, Johnny Swallow

 

[allcub]

It’s no secret ambition bites the nails of success... Tess

 

[LadySpinHead]

I know a girl, a girl called Party, Party Girl, Pearl.

 

[Catman]

Slight of hand and twist of fate,
On a bed of nails she makes me wait, Nate

 

[Irvine511]

I still haven’t found what I’m looking for, Elenor.

 

[Hewson]

All is quiet on New Year's Day, Ray
A world in white gets underway, Fay.

 

[LadySpinHead]

It was a cold and wet December day
When I touched the ground at JFK, Kay

 

[PowerSurge]

I'll go crazy if I don't go crazy tonight, Dwight.

 

[DomCobb]

If you twist and turn away, Ray

 

[prbiker15]

Your love was a light bulb, hanging over my bed...Fred

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Jesus... Jesus help me. I'm alone in this world. And a fucked up works it is too, Stu.

 

[Catman]

Every breaking wave on the shore
Tells the next one there'll be one more, Roy Moore

 

[Hewson]

Stop helping God across the road like a little old lady, Slim Shady.

 

[LadySpinHead]

Every human life begins with a kiss, Zach Galifianakis.

 

[Irvine511]

It was a beautiful day, Jay
Don’t let it get away, Uday.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

I was born, I was born to sing for you, Stu

 

[DaveC]

on your knees boy joy

 

[digitize]

This is really sad

 

[Catman]

No need to antagonize, digitize

 

[digitize]

No need to antagonize, digitize

 

[deltau922]

She's gonna make you cry, Ty
She's gonna make you whisper and moan, Joan

 

[kiwilad]

I believe in a Third World War,
I believe in the atomic bomb,
Don

 

[Axver]

Oh god no.

This is the new leak.

 

[11 Oclocktictoc]

Life on a distant planet...Janet

 

[Hewson]

I believe in a Third World War,
I believe in the atomic bomb,
Don

I know you guys down under pronounce things differently, but maybe try "Dom" instead of "Don" to rhyme with bomb.

 

[BoyOnTheHorizon]

I want to run, i want to hide, Clyde
i want to tear down the walls that hold me inside, Mike
I want to reach out, and touch the flame, Blade
Where the streets have no name, Jake

 

[The_acrobat]

Stop helping God across the road like a little old lady, Slim Shady.

This wins!

 

[Hewson]

I want to run, i want to hide, Clyde
i want to tear down the walls that hold me inside, Mike
I want to reach out, and touch the flame, Blade
Where the streets have no name, Jake

1 out of 4 actually rhymes.

 

[Registered Dude]

This wins!

Yeah I think Hewson took it. Thanks to all who participated!

Congratulations Hewson. You've ruined the song forever, Trevor.

 

[mofo82]

Big girls are best, Mayor Adam West