Ruin a U2 Lyric: The Blackout Game

[FazeCraze]

The air is heavy, heavy as a truck, Uncle Buck

 

[mofo82]

And when I go there, I go there with you, it’s all I can do, Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo


I know I know it’s not a name but I just couldn’t help. It just popped in there

 

[Catman]

It's alright, it's alright, Madeleine Albright
She moves in mysteries ways, Billy Mays

 

[kiwilad]

I know you guys down under pronounce things differently, but maybe try "Dom" instead of "Don" to rhyme with bomb.

But but but... it was political satire. Matt ... ire?

 

[deltau922]

These days days days run away like horses over the hill, Phil.

 

[Hewson]

Yeah I think Hewson took it. Thanks to all who participated!

Congratulations Hewson. You've ruined the song forever, Trevor.

Wait, I ruined Stand Up Comedy forever? I thought Bono and company did that years ago, Leo.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Ago and Leo don't rhyme, Steven Sondheim.

 

[kabigon]

Hold me, Bree
Thrill me, Dree
Kiss me, Dupree
Kill me, Kree

 

[BoyOnTheHorizon]

1 out of 4 actually rhymes.

Are you sure you understand what makes a rhyme?

 

[Hewson]

Pretty sure I do, Lou.

 

[BVS]

Are you sure you understand what makes a rhyme?

Yes, Bess

 

[kiwilad]

After accumulating more credit, respect and goodwill than anyone on this forum over the last 18 months, Registered Dude has destroyed it all with the creation of this thread.
I propose we crucify Mr Dude and burn all his posts.

 

[kabigon]

Yeah well you know that's just like your opinion man

 

[Hewson]

After accumulating more credit, respect and goodwill than anyone on this forum over the last 18 months, Registered Dude has destroyed it all with the creation of this thread.
I propose we crucify Mr Dude and burn all his posts.

So we should make his post toast?

 

[kiwilad]

Yeah well you know that's just like your opinion man

Not an opinion, a jokey. Loki.

 

[LuckyNumber7]

It's a beautiful day! Lana Del Rey!

 

[Psychobabble]

One love, we get to share it, Mitt
It leaves you baby if you don't care for it, Brad Pitt

 

[Registered Dude]

After accumulating more credit, respect and goodwill than anyone on this forum over the last 18 months, Registered Dude has destroyed it all with the creation of this thread.
I propose we crucify Mr Dude and burn all his posts.

[emoji38] but I got these awful jokes out of the main SOE thread, where they were making things so bad, kiwilad

 

[Psychobabble]

[emoji38] but I got these awful jokes out of the main SOE thread, where they were making things so bad, kiwilad

Did someone say "Bad"?

If I could, yes I would, If I could, I would....(wait for it)....
Let it go, Joe.
.....Surrender, Sir.
I'm wide awake, Jake.
Oh, no, no, no, bro.
Let it go, Don Ho.

 

[dabiggestu2fan]

All the promises we made
From the cradle to the grave, dave
When all I want is you, Lou

 

[Psychobabble]

Wait, I just came here looking for American Soul, Billy Joel.

 

[kiwilad]

[emoji38] but I got these awful jokes out of the main SOE thread, where they were making things so bad, kiwilad

Using my name in this Blackout rhyming farce is beyond rude, Registered Dude.

 

[kabigon]

Agreed it's not a very nice thing to do, kuefc09u2

 

[LadySpinHead]

Can we please keep this thread going, Boeing? It’s good for a few chuckles, Knuckles

 

[sammer]

I came here lookin for American Soul, Joel

 

[david]

Your heart is on my sleeve
Did you put it there with a magic marker, Bea Arthur?

 

[kiwilad]

Your heart is on my sleeve
Did you put it there with a magic marker, Bea Arthur?

God that's an awful lyric, philip.
Though 'birds fly high in the summer sky' could be worse still, phil.

 

[Psychobabble]

I came here lookin for American Soul, Joel

Been there, Cher.

 

[Psychobabble]

Like a preacher stealin' hearts at a travellin' show, Bono.

 

[Psychobabble]

God that's an awful lyric, philip.
Though 'birds fly high in the summer sky' could be worse still, phil.

But what about "My Body's now a toilet wall," Anthony Michael Hall?