Post your fake album art

[digitize]

I'll try to post the back in a bit, but here is my idea for a front cover:

 

[digitize]

And the back (ignore how I misspelled Rubin's last name one of the two times I mentioned him):

 

[The Sad Punk]

 

[EdgeIsTooSexy]

 

[BVS]

Careful, you may be called a bully.

 

[corianderstem]

Does this mean Bono's a Cylon?

 

[Zoots]

And the back (ignore how I misspelled Rubin's last name one of the two times I mentioned him):

Very nice. I like Bazaar Love.

 

[digitize]

Very nice. I like Bazaar Love.

Hehe... I just threw some random phrases together.

I misspelled Mullen's name as well in that... I should really re-read what I type from now on.

 

[RedRocksU2]

Please note that all art posted in this thread is FAKE. It would be amazing if the band used these but the odds are roughly 1/1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 that they would.

so, there is a chance?

 

[Zoots]

Re: Re: Post your fake album art

so, there is a chance?

Alright Lloyd.

 

[Diemen]

You've inspired me, Sad Punk.

I had trouble finding good source images to plug in for Adam and Larry - I wanted Adam to be whispering into Larry's ear in the middle. Oh well. I spent far too long on this as it is.

The original image:

 

[BoMac]

Oh man, that made me laugh so hard.

However, I don't think the album title would make Larry very happy as it doesn't fit on a t-shirt.

 

[corianderstem]

Heh - that's a really good looking album cover, Diemen!

 

[lazarus]

Actually, I don't think Larry's face is that much different than Starbuck's. You could probably alter that pretty easily, just give her some spiky hair and de-sexy the lips.

Take all the hair off Baltar (including the stubble), give him glasses, and no one will notice it's not Adam.

You'll also need to show us the back cover where the "Special thanks to Muldfeld for the inspiration" is written.

But those two BSG covers made me pee in my pants.

 

[LMP]

You've inspired me, Sad Punk.

Does this mean Larry and Adam are on The 4400?

 

[phillyfan26]

"U2 Announces New Album"
U2.com
August 24, 2008

U2 have announced their newest LP, "Battlestar Galactica."

It actually only contains one song: "Mercy." This song was originally cut from the band's last LP, "How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb," at the last second, when they realized that the other 11 songs made it look bad.

The song is the greatest musical invention ever, and will, like the television show the album takes its name from, bridge gaps between countries and bring peace due to its political insightfulness.

The Edge plays a guitar made purely of fire, a first in music history. Bono also had written in the liner notes the exact notes he hits vocally throughout the song for an inquiring mind. Adam Clayton plays a bass made of heaven and drummer Larry Mullen, Jr. is the band's requesite "good looking member," and really doesn't do much else in the song.

Rick Rubin scared The Edge into crediting him with production of the song.

 

[lazarus]

Does this mean Larry and Adam are on The 4400?

Judging from the last two albums, I'd say The Dead Zone is a more appropriate show to look for them on.

It's not on Sci-Fi Channel, though.

 

[corianderstem]

I'm torn between responding with an "OH, SNAP" or an outraged "HEY!"

 

[LMP]

The most politically insightful band in human history:

Wild Stallyns

 

[Diemen]

"U2 Announces New Album"
U2.com
August 24, 2008

U2 have announced their newest LP, "Battlestar Galactica."

It actually only contains one song: "Mercy." This song was originally cut from the band's last LP, "How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb," at the last second, when they realized that the other 11 songs made it look bad.

The song is the greatest musical invention ever, and will, like the television show the album takes its name from, bridge gaps between countries and bring peace due to its political insightfulness.

The Edge plays a guitar made purely of fire, a first in music history. Bono also had written in the liner notes the exact notes he hits vocally throughout the song for an inquiring mind. Adam Clayton plays a bass made of heaven and drummer Larry Mullen, Jr. is the band's requesite "good looking member," and really doesn't do much else in the song.

Rick Rubin scared The Edge into crediting him with production of the song.

 

[BoMac]

"U2 Announces New Album"
U2.com
August 24, 2008

U2 have announced their newest LP, "Battlestar Galactica."

It actually only contains one song: "Mercy." This song was originally cut from the band's last LP, "How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb," at the last second, when they realized that the other 11 songs made it look bad.

The song is the greatest musical invention ever, and will, like the television show the album takes its name from, bridge gaps between countries and bring peace due to its political insightfulness.

The Edge plays a guitar made purely of fire, a first in music history. Bono also had written in the liner notes the exact notes he hits vocally throughout the song for an inquiring mind. Adam Clayton plays a bass made of heaven and drummer Larry Mullen, Jr. is the band's requesite "good looking member," and really doesn't do much else in the song.

Rick Rubin scared The Edge into crediting him with production of the song.

[sarcasm]You know, the cynicism of some members of this board is astounding. Why can't we all just be sheep and blindly follow the band without so much as a morsel of criticism about things that we think may or may not improve their output? I mean, seriously, why are you even on here in the first place? Shame on you all!![/sarcasm]

 

[Diemen]

Alright, so I've managed to plug in Larry's face. I still can't work Adam in well enough. It's Baltar's hair that's messing it up. It's covering up six, so if I erase it it just looks bad.

 

[lazarus]

You could substitute Paul McGuinne$$' face for Six's.

On second thought, don't.

Christy Turnlington?

Naomi Campbell?

Than switch Rosalyn out for Morleigh!

 

[LMP]

Switching Roslin for one of the ZooTV-era Drag Queen Adam pictures would be priceless.

 

[Diemen]

were any of those in color?

 

[Diemen]

Screw it. Had to go B&W to get Adam in there:

 

[The Sad Punk]

Sexy results!

 

[Saracene]

I thought that since "punk rock on Venus" was the word before the release of the last album, perhaps U2 could go into an opposite direction and make it...

 

[lazarus]

Excellent. I like how they've gone from the HTDAAB non-rock pose of sitting on the ledge all the way to sitting down for tea.

 

[corianderstem]

That's awesome.