"Do you live here or is this a vacation?"

[Mrs. Garrison]

Bono: Where are we going on holiday, George?

Clooney: "we?"

Bono:

Clooney: I'm married. Don't you remember? You were at the wedding and you ate everything in sight.

Bono: Oh. Congratulations. How's your wife?

Clooney: My wife thinks she's a chicken. She's driving me crazy!

Bono:

Clooney:

Bono: Why don't you leave her, George?

Clooney: I can't.. .. .. ..I need the eggs.

Bono:

Clooney:

 

[mikal]

"Do you live here or is this a vacation?"

Clooney: So, Bono. This Leo thing.

Bono: George. Gotta be honest. I'm nervous about getting back in the parenting business. I thought I was all done after my 4th child.

Clooney: Nah you'll be fine. It's like riding a bike.


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[Mrs. Garrison]

 

[Hewson]

Clooney: Bono, hit the brakes.

Bono: Why George?

Clooney: Red light!

Bono:

 

[mikal]

Clooney: Bono, hit the brakes.

Bono: Why George?

Clooney: Red light!

Bono:

Clooney: Bono, did you just try to stop short with me?

 

[corianderstem]

Clooney: I hate you. I always have.

Bono:

 

[bono_212]

Clooney: Let me out here at the next light.

Bono:

 

[corianderstem]

Sad Bono is now Sad and Clooney-less.

 

[DaveC]

Clooney: go fuck yourself, Bono.

Bono:

 

[Hewson]

Some of you are quite bad at this

.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Clooney: god damn Monuments Men was so bad it was like falling off your bike at high speeds and shattering half your body and ending up in a coma while your Chilean love child waits by your bedside for you to awake

Bono:

 

[Scorpionac]

Clooney: god damn Monuments Men was so bad it was like falling off your bike at high speeds and shattering half your body and ending up in a coma while your Chilean love child waits by your bedside for you to awake

Bono:

Lol