Caption Thread #22: Bono's Revenge!

[theedgeu2]

: (Singing) I feel pretty . . . oh so pretty . . .

: Hmmm . . . Eno, that looks suspiciously like a hidden camera.

: I feel like a idiot in this outfit.

: I don't know, I feel kind of macho. The secret is looking nonchalant.

A hidden camera.

 

[resoody2]

^ Does anyone have a better edition of this picture.

 

[theedgeu2]

That picture comes from the book in the Super Deluxe Edition of Achtung Baby. Not sure if there's any other pictures of it on the net. I'm sure there will be some high quality scans of it once it comes out.

 

[Eden]

Perfect captions

 

[Andreianloth]

LMAO

 

[Zooropa.]

Just coming out of lurking to say that sitting down and reading through this entire thread was one of the best things I ever did. I think I coughed up a lung from laughing so much.

 

[TARDIS]

Just coming out of lurking to say that sitting down and reading through this entire thread was one of the best things I ever did. I think I coughed up a lung from laughing so much.

both lungs

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Happy Birthday Larry!

Yeah! MY name in big massive letters! TAKE THAT, BONO!

(A note about this list...you could just repeat #7 50 times and we'd be fine with that )
50 Things to Love About Larry Mullen Jr. on His 50th Birthday

 

[cynthia wild]

Happy Birthday Larry!

Yeah! MY name in big massive letters! TAKE THAT, BONO!

(A note about this list...you could just repeat #7 50 times and we'd be fine with that )
50 Things to Love About Larry Mullen Jr. on His 50th Birthday

9. ''It's a musical journey.'' I knew that would have this option!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Oh, hi everyone! Sorry I got busy last time I posted, I did see everyone welcoming me back but didn't have time to give y'all a big .

 

[TARDIS]

Larry, quick, let's have a staring contest!
Uh, OK...

*Five seconds later*

Wait, my stick is stuck to my hand… Adam! How did you do that? I was staring right at you!

Haha, well done, Adam! Your supergluing skills are almost ninja-like.
Wait til you see what I did to Bono's microphone!

Eeeek! I heard that!

best ever

 

[EdgesBiggestFan]

Larry: Who's the cutest of us all? That's a tough one.
Adam: If it's a question of who's the suavest, that would be me.
Edge: (thinking) Don't ask me. I'm so nervous.
Bono: What was the question again?

Larry: Hmmm . . . still thinking.
Adam: But there's no question, right? I am the suavest one of all.
Edge: (thinking) Don't ask me . . . please don't ask me.
Bono: Squirrel!

Larry: I do have the whole Davy Jones cute thing going for me.
Adam: Yessireee Bob. I am smooooth as can be.
Edge: OK. I'm not as nervous anymore. I think I could answer the question.
Bono: What question?

Larry: Who did you say was the cutest?
Adam: You're kidding right?
Edge: Me? You think I'm the cutest?
Bono: Another squirrel!

Larry: (Rolling his eyes)
Adam: I'm flabbergasted.
Edge: Really? You really think it's me?
Bono: Somebody better close that window.

Bono: So I closed the window and the squirrels all ran out the door.
Adam: I am soooo secure in my suaveness.
Edge: (thinking) Wow! They think I'm the cutest one.
Larry: Maybe they didn't notice me at the end there.

Bono: So . . . what are you guys going on about?
Adam: I mean really . . . that James Bond bloke's got nothing on me.
Edge: (thinking) I'd better give them a smile for the picture.
Larry: Ah, feck. Screw you guys, I'm going home.

 

[Zooropa.]

Edge's faces really do suit the captions good one!

 

[loner]

 

[KristenCaNaDiAn]

 

[AnCatKatie]

Bono: So I closed the window and the squirrels all ran out the door.

Bono...

 

[kafrun]

Which way are we supposed to go, guys?
This way, just like the arrow on the sign says.
Are you sure? The arrow on the light is pointing in the other direction.
No no no, we follow the sign. This way!
Err, I think we should wait til there's no oncoming traffic for starters.
But I don't understand, why does the arrow on the sign trump the arrow on the light? What if we're following the wrong arrow??
We're going this way, because the sign says so. Also, there's a pub on the other side of that street.
I say we stand here under this triangle.
Wait, what?
Do not listen to the man in the fuzzy hat.

 

[rootedphoenix]

*snicker*

 

[Andreianloth]

WOW

 

[occlith]

Larry: Who did you say was the cutest?
Adam: You're kidding right?
Edge: Me? You think I'm the cutest?
Bono: Another squirrel!

Great match-up captions to the pics.

 

[theedgeu2]

Great captions!

 

[Reggo]

Stupid Sexy Mullen.

 

[AnCatKatie]

Stupid Sexy Mullen.

I liiiiike this one.

I'd hit that.

 

[Andreianloth]

NOTHING AT ALL...HMMMMM

 

[KristenCaNaDiAn]

Stupid Sexy Mullen.

OMG!!

 

[Zooropa.]

My first attempt at a caption, be gentle

After a breakthrough at Edge's lab..

: The cloning machine worked! My little mini-Bono is the best! Aww, look at 'im go!
(on the right): Two of me? Well... *thinking of all the superglue pranks he could pull* It could work.
:
: (out of shot) Hey, guys! Did anyone see Edge 2? I lost him, and he has the same brainpower as me, he could take over the world! Or at least some nuclear weapons system...
: Why. Just...why.

 

[Andreianloth]

Oh guys

 

[TaraCynara]

 

[Andreianloth]

Keep on,we wanna more LJ

 

[Rachel D.]

I'm very disappointed.

You said we would get cookies for being on your show!

Jonathan Ross: I'm sorry guys, there just aren't any more! But we do have some carrot sticks and bran muffins--

Pfft. Come on, Edge, let's go find some shinies to make ourselves feel better.