Caption Thread #20: And The Hits Just Keep On Coming

[Gr8Daisy]

"I thought you may like this new album, Bono"

"See here, my favourite track is definitely Get On Your Boots! Sexy Boots"

Bono: "Ah Really?!"

Bono: Because, you know, I happen to be in that band

No, no, no... You must be mistaken! I got my photo taken with the lead singer, such a friendly gentleman! But he didn't look anything like you! Look, there's his autograph!

Bono: Oooo...

*stares*

Bono: That would be... Edge...?!

 

[Gabi_Clayton]

: ...and the murderer was!!
: Wait Edge, don't tell me yet! Was it...Larry?
: Nope! It was Scott, the pizza guy!
: You're drunk. I'm drunk. Take me home. But don't order any pizza!

 

[Andreianloth]

G8Daisy,this was perfect
All makes sense...you WIN

 

[popmartlemon93]

"I thought you may like this new album, Bono"

"See here, my favourite track is definitely Get On Your Boots! Sexy Boots"

Bono: "Ah Really?!"

Bono: Because, you know, I happen to be in that band

No, no, no... You must be mistaken! I got my photo taken with the lead singer, such a friendly gentleman! But he didn't look anything like you! Look, there's his autograph!

Bono: Oooo...

*stares*

Bono: That would be... Edge...?!

WIN!

 

[popmartlemon93]

first contribution....so be nice....

(looking ) Hullo!

*looking at Bono's arse* Daym, someone REALLY did get a piece of that!

 

[domo-kun]

I had a feeling this was coming Bono

 

[popmartlemon93]

^

*coughmsncough*

 

[Tainted_Angel]

OMG! I've discovered the secret of the universe!

I'll get the tape recorder!

 

[domo-kun]

 

[Andreianloth]

Great,Aleesha!!!!!
Adam looking at Bono's arse

 

[Elann]

OMG! I've discovered the secret of the universe!

I'll get the tape recorder!

That is SO fitting there face

 

[kafrun]

bono: Exerpt from Edge's diary number four: "I downloaded another Taylor Swift song. I suppose it would be odd for people to know that I listen to the sad love songs in the bath and cry. It doesn't seem strange to me. Everyone needs a good cry once in a while and we all go about it our own ways."
edge: Alright, if one of you doesn't get him down from there, I'll do it with my back of my guitar
adam: *snicker* Bono, you'd better come down from there. I don't think he's finding it very amusing anymore.
edge: I didn't find it amusing in the first place! Get him down from there!
larry: Oh this is terrible, I hope someone puts a stop to it *snicker*
bono: Exerpt number five: "Sometimes I like to stand in Bono's dressing room and wear his jackets and just feel what it might be like to BE him."
edge: THAT'S NOT EVEN TRUE, I DIDN'T WRITE THAT! HE MADE THAT PART UP!!
adam: We're about to have an injured singer on our hands, Larry. Larry?
larry: Well how would he even get the jacket on? The sleeves would get stuck halfway up his arms.

 

[lauramullen]