Bono's Height-SOLVED!!!

[Galeongirl]

So who`s going to be the first (and bravest!) to approach Bono with a tape measure and ask to verify the measurements?

How exactly does this make any difference at all with the new album? Will the songs sound better if you know his height?

 

[Andreianloth]

A short one?

No,I wanna MORE than it

as long that its a good one i'm happy

 

[RedRocksU2]

How exactly does this make any difference at all with the new album? Will the songs sound better if you know his height?

Methinks, he will be able to reach the microphone???

 

[Andreianloth]

Methinks, he will be able to reach the microphone???

If he'll,I have not to complain

 

[Galeongirl]

Methinks, he will be able to reach the microphone???

So, only when we actually KNOW his height he'll be able to reach the microphone?

How did they do that last tour then?

 

[RedRocksU2]

Milk boxes

 

[Andreianloth]

I have no guess

 

[RedRocksU2]

 

[Andreianloth]

What is this?A brick-shoe?????

 

[RedRocksU2]

Those are Bono's shoes.....and sometimes Larry's.

 

[Andreianloth]

Those are Bono's shoes.....and sometimes Larry's.

I know,just was joking

 

[RedRocksU2]

 

[Galeongirl]

Milk boxes

Uh, that makes no sense. You still haven't properly answered my question. Sure, the guys who set up his mic know how tall he is in order to put the mic up, but what difference does it make that WE know his height? What's the fucking point?

 

[RedRocksU2]

Oh please, chill out.
I was just kidding. End of story, I could care less about this shit.
Jesus.

 

[Galeongirl]

I am chill. I just want to know what the whole point of this thread is....

 

[Andreianloth]

 

[Pamelakellett]

I am chill. I just want to know what the whole point of this thread is....

Maybe we`re just bored, fed up with the weather, wish the band would put something new out...........and just want to have fun while we kill time waiting?

 

[Angel-Of-Harlem]

Agreed

 

[Andreianloth]

I also think so

 

[Pamelakellett]

I also think if the band took offense at threads such as these they would soon make their feelings known. It has been said many times that they know what fans discuss on websites, so they have people reading through these threads. As I said before ....they are probably laughing hysterically

 

[Andreianloth]

I also think if the band took offense at threads such as these they would soon make their feelings known. It has been said many times that they know what fans discuss on websites, so they have people reading through these threads. As I said before ....they are probably laughing hysterically

Yeah!I know about it
Specially Bono probably is LMAO

 

[CMM]

*enjoys confirmation that she's right on Bono's inseam*

And if Bono's really 5'7", and he has a 27" inseam, his body is all kinds of fucked up. My dad's 5'4" and has a 26", which is insaaaaanely short. Bono's proportions aren't as weird as my dad's, so he's 5'5".


One of these day's I'll stop being lazy and do some math. Trigonometry FTW!

 

[Bonoa]

So, only when we actually KNOW his height he'll be able to reach the microphone?

How did they do that last tour then?

It was hanging from the ceiling, remember?

 

[kassandra]

I'm with you on the sig.

 

[RedRocksU2]

Never again.

 

[lauramullen]

That is the best thing about the Madison Square Garden shows.

 

[vertpomme]

*enjoys confirmation that she's right on Bono's inseam*

And if Bono's really 5'7", and he has a 27" inseam, his body is all kinds of fucked up. My dad's 5'4" and has a 26", which is insaaaaanely short. Bono's proportions aren't as weird as my dad's, so he's 5'5".


One of these day's I'll stop being lazy and do some math. Trigonometry FTW!

I would agree with the idea of Bono's proportions being messed up
except that my dad is 5'7" and has a 27.5" inseam; my mom is always
complaining about having to hem his trousers and jeans. My dad
is a bit more stocky then Bono, and maybe it's just me, but Bono has
always seemed to have a longer torso in proportion to his legs. Conversely,
I am 5'3" and have a 30.5" inseam for women's trousers (the one time
I had to wear men's trousers for a play those had a 29" inseam). I have
a short torso and long legs for my height.

And this thread is hilarious. I like that my fellow PLEBAns are bored
enough to devote this many pages to it. Can the next leg of the
tour start now - please?

 

[VintagePunk]

Maybe we`re just bored, fed up with the weather, wish the band would put something new out...........and just want to have fun while we kill time waiting?

Boredom...looking for amusement...something to laugh about...etc.

The thread title is fairly clear. If others don't approve of the discussion, why click on it?

 

[Devlin]

Why? Because he has gained weight in the last 20 years? The man is 50. Show me a man his age who has still the measures he had when he was 20. Nothing to be embarrassed about. Except that I still feel these confidential stuff shouldn't be made public.

Larry probably does. I mean, seriously, he is the incredible ageless drummer. :grin:


Seriously, there /are/ people in the world who don't grow wider as they get older. You'd find this more in countries that are NOT America, however.

 

[zuropa_fit]

Never again.

until the next time...






*coughanaheimcough*