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I can't type and I didn't notice it until after I couldn't edit it anymore.
I have a track record of misspelled posts 
It’s a fair cop.
this is hilarious, and perfectU2, is Adam a witch?
Adam: I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch!
But you are dressed as one.
Adam: They dressed me up like this!
Edge, Larry, Bono: We didn't! We didn't...
Adam: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
[lifts up her false nose] Well?
Edge: Well, we did do the nose.
The nose?
Edge: And the hat, but she is a witch!
Edge, Larry, Bono: Yeah! Burn her! Burn her!
Did you dress her up like this?
Edge: No!
Larry, Bono: No!
Larry: No!
Edge: No!
Larry, Bono: No!
Edge: Yes!
Bono: Yes!
Edge: Yeah, a bit.
Larry: A bit!
Edge, Bono: A bit!
Bono: A bit.
Edge: But she has got a wart!
Adam: That’s acne, you idiots!
There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Edge: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Edge: Burn them.
And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Edge: More witches.
Bono: Wood.
Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Larry: ...because they're made of... wood?
Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Edge: Build a bridge out of her.
But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Edge: Oh yeah.
Does wood sink in water?
Edge: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
No, no. What else floats in water?
Edge: Bread.
Bono: Apples.
Larry: Very small rocks.
Edge: Cider.
Bono: Gravy.
Larry: Cherries.
Edge: Mud.
Bono: Churches.
Larry: Lead! Lead!
Adam: A duck.
...Exactly. So, logically...
Edge: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
And therefore...
Bono: ...A witch!
Edge: A witch!
Adam:
U2, is Adam a witch?
Adam: I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch!
But you are dressed as one.
Adam: They dressed me up like this!
Edge, Larry, Bono: We didn't! We didn't...
Adam: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
[lifts up her false nose] Well?
Edge: Well, we did do the nose.
The nose?
Edge: And the hat, but she is a witch!
Edge, Larry, Bono: Yeah! Burn her! Burn her!
Did you dress her up like this?
Edge: No!
Larry, Bono: No!
Larry: No!
Edge: No!
Larry, Bono: No!
Edge: Yes!
Bono: Yes!
Edge: Yeah, a bit.
Larry: A bit!
Edge, Bono: A bit!
Bono: A bit.
Edge: But she has got a wart!
Adam: That’s acne, you idiots!
There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Edge: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Edge: Burn them.
And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Edge: More witches.
Bono: Wood.
Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Larry: ...because they're made of... wood?
Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Edge: Build a bridge out of her.
But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Edge: Oh yeah.
Does wood sink in water?
Edge: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
No, no. What else floats in water?
Edge: Bread.
Bono: Apples.
Larry: Very small rocks.
Edge: Cider.
Bono: Gravy.
Larry: Cherries.
Edge: Mud.
Bono: Churches.
Larry: Lead! Lead!
Adam: A duck.
...Exactly. So, logically...
Edge: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
And therefore...
Bono: ...A witch!
Edge: A witch!
Adam:
Bono, would you please resque my cat from your stage?
Crazy Bono! I'll catch you if you fall...
