Sexual Messages in U2's Songs

[Anji]

You don't say?

You know tea HURTS when it comes out of your nose

 

[BEVERLY56]

Hot tea would!

 

[Rosebud]

You know tea HURTS when it comes out of your nose

No pain, no gain!

 

[Galeongirl]

I'm sorry. I know how it hurts, once had noodles with hot sauce coming out of my nose when someone made me laugh just after I took a bite.

 

[Anji]

No pain, no gain!

I'm sorry. I know how it hurts, once had noodles with hot sauce coming out of my nose when someone made me laugh just after I took a bite.

Spose it was ONLY my nose! Had milk coming out of my EYES once from laughing at something after taking a drink Not only does it hurt, you can't bloody see to get a tissue to clear the damned mess up

 

[Galeongirl]

OUT OF YOUR EYES? What the heck?????


How did that happen? That's not healthy!

 

[Rosebud]

Spose it was ONLY my nose! Had milk coming out of my EYES once from laughing at something after taking a drink Not only does it hurt, you can't bloody see to get a tissue to clear the damned mess up

holy shit.




I am sorry.

 

[Anji]

^ That was the direct result of someone telling me something really Smutty

(Can't remember what it was) but I remembering laughing so hard, whilst trying not to choak on the milk I sneezed, it wasn't pretty

Smut will be the death of me

 

[EdgeNBono]

damn..that was a hot lyric challenge



i had mountain dew spew outa my nose once..

 

[Rosebud]

Sooooo.....someone put her tongue in Bono's ear eh?

 

[Bonogirl777]

Sooooo.....someone put her tongue in Bono's ear eh?

I was just about to post this!!!

 

[Rosebud]

Man, the noise that comes out of his mouth after that line.............


it's a bit don't you think?

 

[Bonogirl777]

Yes!!!! Just listened to it.

 

[Galeongirl]

Stop mentioning the new album or I'll have to leave this thread too. I already have to avoid a lot of threads now.

 

[Anji]

Man, the noise that comes out of his mouth after that line.............


it's a bit don't you think?

 

[Dani California]

Stop mentioning the new album or I'll have to leave this thread too. I already have to avoid a lot of threads now.

Heh, me too, I tell you I'm spending a lot of time avoiding lots of places on here these last few days.......

Aww man, I like this thread too.

 

[Rosebud]

Sorry GG, it was just too tempting!

 

[U2Fan101]

Maybe Bono has a higher sex drive then we think he does, and because it's on his mind so much he puts it in his lyrics.

If that's the case, I can only say poor, poor Ali.

 

[Anji]

Maybe Bono has a higher sex drive then we think he does, and because it's on his mind so much he puts it in his lyrics.

If that's the case, I can only say poor, poor Ali.

Form an orderly queue Ladies! Let's try and help out poor Ali

 

[Rosebud]

Form an orderly queue Ladies! Let's try and help out poor Ali

That would be very generous of us indeed.

 

[Rosebud]

Maybe Bono has a higher sex drive then we think he does, and because it's on his mind so much he puts it in his lyrics.

If that's the case, I can only say poor, poor Ali.

I do have a few follow ups to this question at hand:

(taken from Potentially Snarky )

BP: When did you last cry and why?
Bono: I suppose I do everything in extremes - laugh a lot, cry a lot, fight a lot, make love a lot, eat too much, drink too much, try too much, cry too much. Pass the onion..

Interviewer: "Do you consider yourself a good dancer, Bono?"
Bono: "I dance much better horizontally than vertically."

"I've had sex. And sex with a woman, too. Also I started smoking - cigars first and then cigarettes - but I've had to stop because I couldn't hit the notes any more. There are full-voice B flats and B naturals which can be real bastards." -Bono, on why his voice is deeper, 2001

(I find it odd that he felt the need to add "too" )

And my personal favorite:

The interview hadn't even begun..... and suddenly we all noticed something very peculiar: Bono - is - taking - all - his - clothes - off. The white shirt went first, then his black suede boots, his socks, trousers, and briefs (black with white trim, possibly Calvin Klein, probably Marks & Spencer). "That's better," he sighed blissfully. "Now ask me a serious question -- if you dare." Excuse me but why have you taken your clothes off, Bono? "For the same reason," interjected the Edge, answering on Bono's behalf, "that he's the lead singer. Because he's a rampant sex god with a huge ego." "And a small willy," added Adam.

 

[MooMoo!]

"I've had sex. And sex with a woman, too"

NO WAI.

There was a headline on Q once saying "Im a massive shagger" or something.

 

[Rosebud]

"I've had sex. And sex with a woman, too"

NO WAI.

There was a headline on Q once saying "Im a massive shagger" or something.

umm WHUT?








link/scan nao plz.

 

[MooMoo!]

Gimme a few mins, my room is a black hole. D:

 

[MooMoo!]

Apologies for the crapness of the pic, but hey, its evidence. ;D

Trying to find a scan of the article. (assuming you want it)

 

[BEVERLY56]

I'm trying to think of another song to challenge with to get us back on track... but at the moment, err, all I can think of is ... umm, you know. Right now I can't think of a single song that doesn't scream SEX!

 

[bonocomet]

I scanned that article and posted it here a long time ago, I'll see if I can find them!

 

[MooMoo!]

I scanned that article and posted it here a long time ago, I'll see if I can find them!

You damn well better have, cos after 30 mins of googling I got nothing. D:

Its Jan 2006 BTW.

 

[bonocomet]

Haha yeah I got it... I can post it in a bit. I posted it on Interference... did you search here?

 

[MooMoo!]

I tried to, didnt turn up very good results. :C