Clean Sweep #2: It's A Musical Journey

[Varitek]

Where would she eat them off of?

you asked for it.

don't say you didn't deserve this. sorry to the rest of you boys.

 

[Axver]

Perhaps on Uranus

I think this is the worst joke any of us have made yet. Well done. I applaud you.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I have a tangental story. When I was in Dublin for new year's eve I went out with a friend, a guy, and I wanted to go to a club I'd read was one Bono liked but it turned out you needed tickets. So we failed, and he wanted to then go to a place some hot girl had said she'd be at, so we went there and it turned out to have strippers and we bailed. I had a few other clubs more downtown that I wanted to check out but on the way there we passed another place and he was like "this looks good." I dind't wanna argue so we paid another 14 euro cover charge and went in and it was all old people, like 30s. so we went ot the basement and it slowly became evident that it was a gay club. with good music, guys in leather, and chicks in vests etc. Anyway one girl especially took a liking to me and all night long said things to me in her lovely Irish accent like "you've got a great pair of tits there," and "I really like your tits." She was undeterred by the fact that I had a boyfriend and gave me her number in case "you ever get sick of him."

She was pretty cute too

that is hilarious!! that's definitely the most interesting nye story i've ever heard!

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

*giggles* A mod, talking about my penis. I feel special.

 

[the tourist]

you asked for it.

don't say you didn't deserve this. sorry to the rest of you boys.

Quoted for truth.

 

[coolian2]

I think this is the worst joke any of us have made yet. Well done. I applaud you.

I thought it was particularly terrible.

Thank you!

 

[mysterious_jen]

No. Just give me an example.

ohhhhhhh



well i actually like to start with a little on the tummy where the snail trial starts and work my way down....



then add a little more cream
and then up and down .........
slowly at first ...........

mabey a little fudge sauce for sweetness











going to need a moment here.

 

[liamcool]

you asked for it.

don't say you didn't deserve this. sorry to the rest of you boys.

*CUT*

DUDE, EWW!

 

[mysterious_jen]

you asked for it.

don't say you didn't deserve this. sorry to the rest of you boys.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww




that is not the picture i had in my mind

 

[the tourist]

ohhhhhhh



well i actually like to start with a little on the tummy where the snail trial starts and work my way down....



then add a little more cream
and then up and down .........
slowly at first ...........

mabey a little fudge suace for sweetness











going to need a moment here.

 

[Varitek]

that is hilarious!! that's definitely the most interesting nye story i've ever heard!

haha thanks, yeah it's a good story to break out at parties. We stayed for the good music and because we'd spent like 32 euro each already on cover charges and coat checks.

then afterwards we went to mcdonalds. his idea, not mine. it was a very nice mcdonalds though.

 

[Axver]

Holy shit, Vazza.

This thread just hit another level entirely.

 

[the tourist]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww




that is not the picture i had in my mind

And suddenly your erection has left.

 

[coolian2]

Well, at least that compact sized penis will keep anybody who doesn't belong here away.

 

[mysterious_jen]

haha thanks, yeah it's a good story to break out at parties. We stayed for the good music and because we'd spent like 32 euro each already on cover charges and coat checks.

then afterwards we went to mcdonalds. his idea, not mine. it was a very nice mcdonalds though.

you had a hot lesbians number and he took you to mcdonalds. what the fuck is wrong with him !

 

[Axver]

This thread I think has everything now.

Dear God, I'm still trying to get over that.

 

[the tourist]

Holy shit, Vazza.

This thread just hit another level entirely.

Level 7.

 

[liamcool]

And suddenly your erection has left.

I know mine has. My girl is sitting on my lap now; we're swapping between this thread and her MySpace.

 

[Varitek]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww




that is not the picture i had in my mind

yeah it's a particularly nasty one but one of the first on google images and I felt he deserved the grossness.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

you asked for it.

don't say you didn't deserve this. sorry to the rest of you boys.

just quoting it to quote it again.

 

[the tourist]

This thread I think has everything now.

Dear God, I'm still trying to get over that.

You'll wake up in 30 years screaming: "THE PENIS!"

 

[mysterious_jen]

yeah it's a particularly nasty one but one of the first on google images and I felt he deserved the grossness.

but i realllly had a good thing going where i was headed.

 

[mysterious_jen]

You'll wake up in 30 years screaming: "THE PENIS!"

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I know mine has. My girl is sitting on my lap now; we're swapping between this thread and her MySpace.

cowgirl or reverse?

 

[the tourist]

just quoting it to quote it again.

Good thing we're not in EYKIW.

 

[Axver]

just quoting it to quote it again.

I don't know whether to tell you you're the best or worst mod ever.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

haha thanks, yeah it's a good story to break out at parties. We stayed for the good music and because we'd spent like 32 euro each already on cover charges and coat checks.

then afterwards we went to mcdonalds. his idea, not mine. it was a very nice mcdonalds though.

np yikes, yeah i'd stay too after spending that much money. and lol, mcdonald's? that's hilarious.

 

[liamcool]

cowgirl or reverse?

Reverse.

 

[the tourist]

but i realllly had a good thing going where i was headed.

 

[Varitek]

you had a hot lesbians number and he took you to mcdonalds. what the fuck is wrong with him !

he was just a friend. He was actually a few days away from a really bad breakup. And I had a boyfriend. It's totally my best NYE ever.

fact: I have spent the last 3 NYEs in time zones ahead of my own.