I read a mistaken lyric, and it inspired me to write this parody to the tune of "Bullet the Blue Sky." I just imagined Homer Simpson with a shotgun and ended up laughing my ass off!
Chia Pets Do Fly
On the shooting range
It's as good as it gets
See me driving nails
Into the souls of chia pets
For $9.95
Just water and grow
Add a case of beer
Grab your gun and you're ready to go
Chia pets do fly
Chia pets do fly
Bullet - kaboom!
Bullet - kaboom!
Now here comes my friend
With his gatling gun
He's brought more chia pets
More chia pets are always fun
Another chia pet please!
I'm getting ready to fire
Got it in my crosshairs
See it sail higher and higher
Chia pets do fly
Chia pets do fly
Bullet - kaboom!
Bullet - kaboom!
Soon this guy comes up to me
His face red like a rose on a thornbush
And I'm wondering what made him blush
But he's pulling out some shotgun shells
Slapping them down...
One shell! Two shells!
Says "I can play your chia games"
Says "I can play your chia games"
"Winner gets the other's gun to keep
In this game of chia pet skeet."
I take his bet and the chia pets soar
Earn the lead but he evens the score
The man screams into his cellphone
And gets more chia pets delivered from home
Up flies another chia pet!
Up flies another chia pet!
See across the field
See the chia pets broken
Where a rain of chia pets met their doom
Alfalfa and pieces of clay
My gun, my gun...
Was lost...
Over a chia pet
goat
}
~
Chia Pets Do Fly
On the shooting range
It's as good as it gets
See me driving nails
Into the souls of chia pets
For $9.95
Just water and grow
Add a case of beer
Grab your gun and you're ready to go
Chia pets do fly
Chia pets do fly
Bullet - kaboom!
Bullet - kaboom!
Now here comes my friend
With his gatling gun
He's brought more chia pets
More chia pets are always fun
Another chia pet please!
I'm getting ready to fire
Got it in my crosshairs
See it sail higher and higher
Chia pets do fly
Chia pets do fly
Bullet - kaboom!
Bullet - kaboom!
Soon this guy comes up to me
His face red like a rose on a thornbush
And I'm wondering what made him blush
But he's pulling out some shotgun shells
Slapping them down...
One shell! Two shells!
Says "I can play your chia games"
Says "I can play your chia games"
"Winner gets the other's gun to keep
In this game of chia pet skeet."
I take his bet and the chia pets soar
Earn the lead but he evens the score
The man screams into his cellphone
And gets more chia pets delivered from home
Up flies another chia pet!
Up flies another chia pet!
See across the field
See the chia pets broken
Where a rain of chia pets met their doom
Alfalfa and pieces of clay
My gun, my gun...
Was lost...
Over a chia pet
goat
}
~
